Hark! The Harold Reynolds sings (Brian from your replies)

Sometimes you just need the gas station sandwich (but omg you’re right)

Tap your cleats and dig in

The strangest “Tim Allen is perfectly cast” movie of all

Closest thing I’ve found to “good movie on UPN” magic I’ve ever found on “free with ads”

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Hey HEY

I do think the NFL and its corporate partners do not understand a large reason for the NFL's dominance on the American sporting landscape is that it is the only major league that does not require a cable package or streaming service to access

Google pledges roughly three hours of its annual profit to fight climate change Google and others are committing $100 million to combat climate change.

The perfect headline doesn’t exi…

“What if tree, but it was a chill pal”

In case you messy bitches forgot 👇

Welcome to the “I keep getting older, they somehow, stay the same age” phase of draft coverage

Oddly nails the “thinking about The Western Front” thousand yard stare

You see low-value items.

I see 200 packets satisfying a 2000-calorie diet, all for the cost of free.

We are not the same

“I mean, you could OWN this McDonalds for that price, sir.”

A beautiful homemade flan

One of the moms of the families I’ve been delivering groceries to asked today if I’d be willing to accept something from her. And she came back with this beautiful flan she’d made to say thank you for helping us. I am crying. People are too kind. This is whom our government is forcing into hiding.

Fingers crossed for Billable Hours Remain Undefeated to work in good ways for you here

Remain convinced that the main reason football will never die is the fact it’s one of the last no-cut by and large subsidized sports left.

"free/cheap/non-toxic youth sports" feels like one of those skeleton keys that would have knock-on effects accidentally fix 100 unrelated things about America

or, you know, even if it didn't, at least a bunch of kids would be able to have fun playing sports

“I’ve got this prospect that just came across my desk”

Complete “in the break room” surprise from a former LA coworker and I’m still shocked by how good it was

Of all the Olympic sports to be “idk let’s call it the 30th best in your country” probably the lowest bang/buck

Joey Logano implies the existence of Joey Logoffo

Not making the car payment for the foreseeable future due to Neal ElAttrache related expenses

Very, very “what even *is* this” memories seeing it randomly as a “it’s on UPN” movie. May have to rewatch

Took exactly until today o’clock for baseball brain to set in

Here to add “a GameStop to sigh longingly at”

Hold the line, you’re fighting the Good Fight 🫡

Calling out of your 20-hr DoorDash Hermes shift when the new update bricks your power boots

Unfortunately for Keon Clark, the “Keon in a Neon” campaign has been indefinitely mothballed 😣