Christopher

Blurring the sharp edge between reality and The Onion.

He can't even secure the border in his first name

Today Congress voted on a war powers resolution... it didn't pass. I'm still processing this. As for DHS funding, until ICE is either substantially reformed or eliminated, i'm on board with the Dems.

Trump has appointed the new supreme ruler of Persia.

BOOM!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Nation’s Dogs Celebrate Noem’s Firing A Special TBR Career Obituary

The question we must now ask is how many small domesticated animals Mullin has snuffed out.

Yeaaa.... he "had a feeling" they were gonna have a nuclear weapon and proceed to attack us.

Nice... and well deserved, AG! 💯

Noem's incessant verbal diarrhea could have simply been summarized with, "yes".

@bandroll.bsky.social is definitely a good one. 🫶

Thanks so much, @bab102.bsky.social! You're a legend 🙌

I'm surprised he didn't go with the "strongly worded letter" option.

But at least the White House is getting a big-ass ballroom. So it's all worth it, amirite?

Thanks so much for looping me in with this wonderful Pack, @jack2011.bsky.social 🙏

Yes. Every single shred of respect.

I've never seen anyone chug champagne so fast. Was he thinking there might have been an actual medal involved in this?

He looks like cooked sh*t.

Unfortunately, doesn't pay his bills.

I suppose the new norm is that Congress has nothing to do with the purse strings anymore.

Everything is more expensive now. Dammit. Everything.

How is Congress allowing our tax dollars to be used to build concentration camps? Call your representatives and senators. Stop this. Now!!!

He's just friggin weird.

He's SO GOOD!!!

Only the best Packs, @hopeful66.bsky.social 🙏💯!

All true... but unfortunately Congress is still under complete Republican control. Ergo, he's free to crime all he wants.

Oh FFS...

Awesome Pack!

Ugh... yuck.