The Onion headline "Timothee Chalamet Under Fire for Dismissive Comments About Traditional Japanese Puppet Theater Form 'Bunraku'" was liked by Bernie Sanders.
Bernie... thank you
That was the right thing to do. It would've felt wrong using Women's Month just to make money. Also, there will be other pop-up markets anyway.
exceeding slipperiness
50,000 B.C.: Gak Eisenberg invents the first and last silent mammoth whistle.
50,000 B.C.: Gak Eisenberg invents the first and last silent mammoth whistle.
Shut up and look at Alan Davis' Batman.
Me too, before the prices go up.
On 1-7 March 2026, 5 died in Marcos’s drug war. 3 were w/ prior drug records & were subject of police monitoring. Among them is a female victim in Cebu & a drug surrenderer in MagSur. In NegOcc, an unknown killer dumped the body of a drug user.
Sources: dahas.upd.edu.ph/2026-sources/
Superb question
remember you can always burn Shein clothes for petroleum
Time to plant that urban farm, even though it might not meet my daily caloric needs. 😩
Well they do love on cursèd land.
Which country is that? 👀
BOY DO I HAVE A STORY ABOUT THIS. STRAP IN, FOLKS.
A few years back, my retired father replaced all the light switches in his house with smart switches that he could activate by talking to Alexa. It was a useful accommodation for an elderly man who gets dizzy when he stands up.
That is, until...
WHY DO ALL THESE HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCES WANT TO BE CONNECTED TO THE BLOODY INTERNET? Our landlady installed light switches that don't work properly unless you use them in conjunction with an app. I don't want a fucking app for light switches. I just want to switch a light on and off, using a switch.
Me for most of my forties, yes.
the stranger stood between me and the door
Thanks, BusinessMirror, for running our story on Father Picx!
The priest, Duterte’s death squad, and the ICC | Aie Balagtas See businessmirror.com.ph/2026/03/08/t...
Me entering the old Shopping Center restroom:
Engineering,
My calisthenics program has a problem. Instead of proper opponents the holodeck is only creating cartoon ponies.
Worf
😂
Dear algorithm,
What the fuck.
Lovelots,
Me
Guardian headline: “Bob Carr, ‘a masterpiece’ and a hornet queer fantasy”
And this, kids, is why we need Oxford commas…
😭💀
WHAT
kitten stood on a street lamp mounted on a pole. The cat pictured is Sasuke, Fukase's companion
Sasuke. Kyoto, Japan.
Masahisa Fukase, 1977
The chief director of NHK, Japan's public broadcaster, was arrested on charges of raping a woman in her 20s. The arrests come the same week another major Japanese company admitted to covering for two rapists.
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Lyke manye of your exes, the poeme *Beowulf* ys impossible to date.
Gen AI ys coole yf you reallye fuckinge hate water
I think one of the most staggering industry shifts in my 16 years as a tech reporter is that it’s not become a question of “should our product help the government kill and/or surveil people?” but “to what extent?”
www.anthropic.com/news/where-s...
It's giving
