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Where the hell do you work, Sears? ππ Congratulations @etobicokeernie.bsky.social from @jimstewart.bsky.social
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There's someone out there with a sweet 'n low tramp stamp for everybody ππ Congratulations @raindro.bsky.social from @trickykat.bsky.social
Whenever some dickens says the world is magical it just gets my panties in an oliver twist ππ Congratulations @slightlycaustic.bsky.social from @jimstewart.bsky.social
I was hyperventilating slowly can't believe it worked ππ Congratulations @lizzlepants.bsky.social from @potshopboy.bsky.social
Refried beans always bringing the champagne π₯ππ Congratulations @cosmicallyf.bsky.social from @violetmusing.bsky.social
This made me spit take what I threw up in my mouth ππ Congratulations @kaiserbillhelm.bsky.social from @los-los.bsky.social
Is calling people from a can of spam above or below banana ππ Congratulations @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social from @uffdada.bsky.social
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Back in my day end credits and puppies used to mean something ππ Congratulations @mandulorian.bsky.social from @jimstewart.bsky.social
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Always use the ghost emoji when someone dies so you never have to speak to their loved ones again ππ Congratulations @2tickytacky.bsky.social from @jimstewart.bsky.social
Another cover is blown in the kidless protection program ππ Congratulations @kattsdogma.bsky.social from @toomanycommas.bsky.social and @unfitz.bsky.social
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I used to love Fuckery vs Fuckery in Mad magazine ππ Congratulations @cosmicclau.bsky.social from @augustagoose.bsky.social
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Got tired of doing a trophy account so I just stopped ππ Congratulations @raindro.bsky.social from @los-los.bsky.social