Kayleigh

we need the beacons of Gondor for when it happens

Samwise Gamgee is the best of us. #lotr #hobbits #concerninghobbits

Listen, I'm all for committing to a bit. But R.L. Stine has a book coming out called Nightmare on Nightmare Street, and I fear that may be a bit too much even for children's fiction 😂 #reader #childrensfiction #newbooks

Today in sentences that I never thought I'd say in my life:
"I need to get all this conditioner off the bottom of my shoes"

I try to focus on posting about art and comics and not my complaints about the state of everything but GOOD GRIEF

Personally I don't think that facebook marketplace should be allowed to give me ads for furniture stores. I'm on marketplace for a reason, what makes you think I have Fancy Furniture money??

Just had someone incredulously ask if we were still open until 6 even though it's cold out and Boy Do I Wish That's How That Worked. I would already be under a blanket on the couch by now

I used to take an online #ballet class a few years ago and it was great because it was virtual and in the evening so I could actually attend, and then they stopped offering it online so now I can't do it anymore

I'm BEGGING more exercise studios to offer some classes that are not during the middle of the work day bc some of us have jobs and I guarantee their enrollment would skyrocket if they offered evening classes

You ever park in a garage where you’re like… can I see a blueprint? Bc I am confused

So expensive that I don't understand how people are buying their growing children full wardrobes from there?!

Oh how I wish my library system had a library of things

Hot take that the bedroom to bathroom ratio in a house should be at LEAST 2/1, ideally 1/1

Just your daily reminder that the occurrence of frequent uncontained measles outbreaks in a country is not a flex, it is a marker of under development and a failed public health system.

The other day I had coffee and a cheese stick and did not realize that was all I had put in my body until 4:30pm.

People ask us if we have a study room available, then when we say no, and that they're booked, they ask "if there are any other study rooms available" like what secret room do you think we're keeping from you? Our whole job is to help you dude, why would we hide a helpful thing from you? #libraries

I'm back on my #janeausten bullshit and I'm OBSESSED with the Mr. Darcy and Miss Tilney mystery series right now. The son of Lizzy and Darcy and the daughter of Catherine and Tilney solve crimes together and there is nothing more perfect

No matter how many times I encounter Lady Catherine de Bourgh on the page, I want to reach through the book and smack her

I was off work for a week and now there are 111 emails that require my attention. Save me please

No matter how many times I pick up paint chips from the hardware store for a craft project, it feels illegal to walk out with a stack of them in my hand without paying

Happy Thanksgiving! For flakey pie crust, use vodka instead of water and thank me later 🥧

Pretty rude of my ear to start bleeding when I try to gently guide my earring into my piercing, but to be totally chill when I just pop it in without even looking in a mirror

I know she’s read at least two books, so I’m gonna just say READ ADDITIONAL BOOKS

I wish we would stop speed running seasons bc what do you mean Dunkin no longer has pumpkin donuts? It is literally still pumpkin season??

Two men who know fuck all about science acting like authorities about science. Cool cool cool

The reading comprehension is on the floor

How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have repeatedly debunked. And many teachers and parents don't kno...

www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...

@natemosersports.bsky.social and I had a conversation the other day about what qualifies a cryptid to be a cryptid rather than a creature of folklore, and tbh neither of us were sure where that line is drawn or if there even is one. Thoughts? #cryptids #folklore

Normally I hate dishes but I enjoy washing my milk frother wand because it’s basically just the same thing as making frothed milk, but with soapy water instead of milk 😂

Thank you for telling me that if I resort my spreadsheet it will affect other user currently editing it, google sheets. The other user currently editing it is also me. On a different computer. 😂