I wasn't on the "pardon Hunter" train before today, but now I fucking am
Pardon him, pardon any drug offender, just pardon everyone who didn't commit a violent or sex crime
Then write a blanket pardon for any American accused of a policital crime through like 2032 and we're golden
Quickest way to get a wicket is to get up and make a cup of tea.
Every. Fucking. Time.
😭🤣
Jerry
Call me controversial but I really don't give a fuck about humans per se. But what I do give a fuck about is all the toxic shit from exploding rockets, shells, missiles, drones, and other assorted human misery, killing the environment and everything in it. 😤🤬
Jerry
"Random album I'm listening to" update: Natasha Bedingfield's "Unwritten" may be one of the worst records I've ever listened to
The real secret to the "Mediterranean diet" is eating equal qualities of pasta and antipasto so that they annihilate one another
HISTORY IS IMPORTANT.
Especially in times of turmoil.
That's because humans are nothing, if not predictable.
Jerry
Snowing here. I was advised not to travel without a flask, jump-leads, spare wheel, shovel, emergency flares and a red triangular warning sign.
I looked a proper twat sat on the bus!
Not if you're 14 and you feel like you've been on the rack for two days. 😩
Jerry
Post by Charlotte Clymer: Every transphobic argument can basically be boiled down to: "I actually don't know the science at all or have a good argument here, but trans people challenge my long held view of the world and it's very uncomfortable and everyone should be expected to move around my discomfort."
This…this is it. In a nutshell, yes.
To review:
ATTORNEY GENERAL: Allegedly paid for sex with multiple women and a 17-year-old girl
SECRETARY OF DEFENSE: Allegedly raped a woman at a conference in 2017
SECRETARY OF HHS: Allegedly sexually assaulted his kids’ baby sitter
It’s not a Russian spy ring. It’s a Justice Department graphic showing Venmo payments to girls by Gaetz and Greenberg.
i hate when my stomach growls... just eat the fat oh my god
It was the Busta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
uber eats: u look hungry
me: ya
uber eats: but ur so fuckin lazy
me: ya
uber eats: i bet little piggy wants a 15 dollar ice cream cone delivered
me: ya
I just received an email that said that I would be "an excellent integration partner for an upcoming editorial platform" and it made me want to go live in the woods.
Can you break a rib from coughing?
I feel as if you can based on, well, my rib. And my coughing.
It's been a bit of a weird year and I am genuinely concerned about my Spotify Wrapped playlist when it appears
“Just because I voted differently”
Wonder why the rule of law is failing? Here are six reasons . . . the rot at the top. This is what happens when we allow government officials to operate in an ethics-free zone with zero accountability.
House Republicans actually voted today to block the US Senate from receiving their report containing sworn witness testimony and documentary evidence about the nominee for Attorney General of the United States paying a child $10,000 for sex.
That’s where we are at.
I live in a bubble
To avoid all the trouble
I live a fake life
To keep away from the strife
I try not to think
So I smoke and I drink
I follow the fashion
And pretend it’s my passion
I am shallow and weak
Money I seek
Not wisdom
#poetry
Set up another account and cross-like. You know, "well done Angus"...
Remember when you were a kid and your lounge had those big square foam bits that you could build a really cool fort out of?
You're in the @bsky.app fort now.
Jerry
“The document, assembled by investigators during a three-year sex-trafficking investigation into Mr. Gaetz, is a chart that shows a web of thousands of dollars in Venmo payments between Mr. Gaetz and a group of his friends, associates and women who had drug-fueled sex parties between 2017 and 2020”
Do me next!
Jerry
LOL, here we were all thinking that there was going to be a new, bloody, civil war 2.0, and then orange shit-gibbon just shot two of his supporters at a rally and it was all over bar the voting bit.
Mindboggling.
Jerry
I think it sucks that I can't like or repost my own tweets, here.
I mean, I couldn't agree with myself more.
Jerry
