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This epitomizes my theory of “Good food comes with a little danger”…you see that smoke dangling from his mouth…FAM!!! That food gonna hit harder than Contra Crack and just as addictive.

Slide me a container…

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So the streets saying the Latinos didn’t vote for @crockett.house.gov

Everything is performative. Jail isn’t for them until the right ppl take over but as you can see ppl can’t even pass an open book test.

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It’s amazing how they still fail an open book test

How?

@crockett.house.gov handling it

😭

I once had a white homeless, call me nigga. Lol so I took my house keys out and jiggled them in front of him like:

Pls do. You don’t kno that feeling when a customer smiles and lets u kno you’re doing great. Them miles ain’t easy if she walking all day. We enjoyed them small things cuz they be trippin at the station lol

Oh now I feel bad for real 😫 She really is a sweetheart. I gotta make sure I let her know my gratitude

Your mailman/mail-lady actually cares about you cuz when I worked at the post office they’d have your mail waiting for you at the post office. They’d stop all your mail till u clean the box. Give that mailman/mail-lady a big Christmas tip.

Thank you 🥳💘

Happy Bday 🎉🎊🎂

The story of us

Life
The Color Purple
Justice League
Wonder Woman
Iron Man
Quick and the Dead
Tombstone
Buck and the Preacher
I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
The Fugitive
Training Day
Malcolm X

Low Down Dirty Shame
Constantine
US Marshalls
Ghostbusters 1-2
Scream Franchise
All Batman Movies
Every Steven Segal move from the 80s till the last movie Half Past Dead.

Cuz the writing is fire and this season was on point forreal. Even the last episode

How is Blake Griffin going in the HoF? He ain’t do nuttin

I was talking about this earlier.

Folks just walking around like sex trafficking ring isn’t running the US government.

I just don’t understand why everything isn’t on fire right now.

So you’ve been living under a rock? Black ppl voted Nov 4th when it was needed. Get YOUR KIND in line.

😭😭 had you flabbergasted

I was so confused. Like, why are you announcing that? lol

😭😭😭 I love it

Somebody said "Jermaine dropped a new album," and my old ass said, "Jackson? Who cares?"

Please refer to people by their stage name around me. Thanks

Somebody should’ve been left behind