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True Grit. I normally love the Coen Brothers but there's just something off about that movie.

.... have I been campaigning for an Oscar all these years???

writing Star Wars fanfic in which Bib Fortuna's got washboard abs too

#ReleaseTheHandStuff

And then Ders is just hanging out?

R2D2 would definitely give him a little electrical jolt after a minor disagreement and he'd make a noise like "AWEEEWAAAAHHHH"

I prefer my bands mysterious, self-loathing, and unenthusiastic about anything besides the music.

The headline = "the news" in total
The comments = social proof it's okay to think/spout off a certain way

This has me crying in real life 😂😂😂

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that's not a train, that's a steam locomotive

What's a line delivery you'll never forget

Communication Breakdown is just a complicated Black Flag song.

I can't believe creating an entire Rogues Gallery Extended Universe without The Very Famous Hero to balance them out didn't work. I'm sure 2nd time will be the charm!

CODE WHITE!!!! CODE WHITE!!!!

unfortunately there might be some truth to this

they vote on issues by doing the Wave. Whoever doesn't stand up is a dissenting vote.

nailed his ass right in the goddamn face with it

He likes like if Scott Aukerman fell into the acid vat from Robocop.

Rebel Yell

Pleased to Meat Me by the Replacements

Just like Jesus, turning water into sleeping pills

addicted to the internet, and the internet fucking sucks!

yeah that's my boy Ken

I think. Unless he did something terrible and irredeemably racist/sexist that I don't remember.

if I had to chill with any character from Mad Men, it'd definitely be Ken Cosgrove.

the true hero of Mad Men

Peter Jackson's King Kong. Made a 90 minute max story into 3 hours just by throwing a bunch of dumb shit in there.