I thought that’s what the handcuffs were for. 🙊
07.03.2026 20:15
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Taylor to the rescue.
07.03.2026 18:19
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@firemanchris.bsky.social
Confirmation Report?
07.03.2026 07:11
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Pretty sure you meant chicken-holes.
07.03.2026 07:10
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Christomundo.
Twin Peaks is waaaay the hell more Meller-Drammer-ish (those who know, know) than I remember.
07.03.2026 07:09
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Bwahahaha!
07.03.2026 07:03
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What’s her tinder profile look like?
07.03.2026 07:00
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Wife material, you’re saying.
07.03.2026 06:58
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Where the fuck did you get a real-ass picture of me?!??
07.03.2026 06:57
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And?
07.03.2026 06:55
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Was not the congress bantering about the idea of abolishing all of that daylight savings time nonsense, no how much money it saves?
07.03.2026 06:55
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The simple fact that I've been made to think about politics so much should be the shining example of how bad things truly are in my country. I didn't want this but it's been forced upon me. Just when you think you're done. They drag you back in.
07.03.2026 06:19
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Can confirm.
07.03.2026 06:48
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Membership at deviant = free.
More like an ai abomination there.
But the writings, I think, are more significant.
At least, that’s what my fans say.
07.03.2026 06:45
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If you could see your whole life, start to finish, would you change things?
—Arrivala
07.03.2026 06:42
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As one who has definitely crossed that line—more than several times—you’ll get thru it, you’ll be fine.
07.03.2026 05:47
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And?
07.03.2026 05:44
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Department of Surgical Strategic Strikes.
07.03.2026 05:28
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Well. One can hope.
07.03.2026 05:27
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Your job is to pick the worst actor to play James Bond.
07.03.2026 04:22
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133 for me.
07.03.2026 04:08
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Under amusing circumstances, I trust.
07.03.2026 03:37
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Large in all the right places!
07.03.2026 03:34
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Tonight’s Old Fashioned Experiment is made with some of the last of the coppermuse whiskey, simple syrup, saffron + orange fennel + real grey bitters, a grapefruit peel, luxardos, mango mist, and white glitter.
Delightfully light and is almost buttery.
07.03.2026 03:12
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Weirdo.
07.03.2026 02:18
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I had astonishingly low expectations for Life After Beth, and was delightfully surprised.
07.03.2026 02:14
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Bring it.
We’ll find a dance floor.
07.03.2026 01:54
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Outstanding.
07.03.2026 01:42
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One can always count on CJ.
07.03.2026 01:41
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