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Hecubus

@protocrawl

I hate hate, love punk & jazz & horror & other nice things. ADHD, supportive of neurodiversity and things that make you you. Novice whimsical skedaddler. Pepsi is better than Coke. 100mg is a low level gummy. God is in your pet. Send SASE for more details

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I dare the entire world to name one bad Faith No More song

06.03.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The Paul Is Dead thing is true and they're still looking for the guy. He got nailed on a crosswalk

06.03.2026 17:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

HAHAHA holy shit, good stuff.

Imagine what the cover of Polio Road would look like

06.03.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That's really cool, I don't know if it's a phobia or an aversion, but my wife went through the same thing. It takes strength. Good on ya!

06.03.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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28.02.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 3256 πŸ” 1218 πŸ’¬ 77 πŸ“Œ 49

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

28.02.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 23563 πŸ” 5962 πŸ’¬ 141 πŸ“Œ 66
Faith No More - Midlife Crisis (Official Music Video) [4K]
Faith No More - Midlife Crisis (Official Music Video) [4K] YouTube video by UPROXX Indie Mixtape

Somebody mentioned Faith No More so I gotta post something

m.youtube.com/watch?v=U8b8...

06.03.2026 16:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I *think* I get the reference and I'm a huge FNM fan... but please spell it out for me so I know

06.03.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm a Canadian but I think Kim Mitchell sucks. He's a dropout from The Loverboy School Of Songwriting. His patio lanterns are shitty

06.03.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's been a long time, but Polio's first album is a classic so I'm looking forward to it

06.03.2026 16:17 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

What? You don't wear your pants to bed??? This accident was avoidable sir

06.03.2026 15:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Take out probably and small, and you're really onto something!!

06.03.2026 14:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

DON'T SLIP GEIST

I'm so sorry

06.03.2026 14:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Pre-raiding is the killer for sure!

06.03.2026 14:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey cool, I once picked up a hitchhiker while I was high on acid!

05.03.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

When someone says β€žScientists do not want you to knowβ€œ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know.

03.03.2026 12:10 πŸ‘ 9449 πŸ” 4108 πŸ’¬ 77 πŸ“Œ 164
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Tina Weymouth and Grandmaster Flash by Laura Levine 1981 πŸ–€

04.03.2026 03:47 πŸ‘ 470 πŸ” 76 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 9

I know it smells crazy in there

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Alt text: close up of the boil / plague / sore screaming for attention on Donald Trump's neck, above his collar and behind his earlobe.

02.03.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah hell, wonderful stuff

02.03.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Prince Lincoln & The Royal Rasses - Unconventional People [UK, Reggae] (1978)
Prince Lincoln & The Royal Rasses - Unconventional People [UK, Reggae] (1978)

Prince Lincoln & The Royal Rasses - Unconventional People [UK, Reggae] (1978)
https://redd.it/8kbp57
https://youtu.be/9SK88qEnYAw

02.03.2026 15:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

David Brenner did a piece about this year's ago but I can't find it

02.03.2026 14:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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One of my favourite sides of politics/media.

02.03.2026 10:20 πŸ‘ 13391 πŸ” 4255 πŸ’¬ 131 πŸ“Œ 173

Who Framed Roger Rabbit was released in 1989. That year, I had a summer job and worked with a guy named Roger Abbot

01.03.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is it color or colour? Trying to make this racist post as accessible as possible

01.03.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Keep talking, asshole, ive already messaged the etsy witches

01.03.2026 15:37 πŸ‘ 298 πŸ” 71 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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So THAT'S what the Canadian Kraft bears are staring at through that little round window. Glad to know they're not murderers but simply a bunch of perverts

01.03.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That's one thing for sure

01.03.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Perfect Al. Go rhythm!

01.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Music saves my life every day.

01.03.2026 00:53 πŸ‘ 98 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

Sexy af

01.03.2026 18:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0