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Damocles

@damoclesbda

Rightish, British, Christianish, Opinionated (not ish). Standard Competition Rules Apply. Sarcasm/Satire/What passes for humour indicated by ~

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Understand that @showerabsolute.bsky.social's uncle has been arrested

05.01.2026 19:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Summer of 94, possibly, I was working in a pub in Surrey and some of the old taggers had ice in their beer because it was damn hot.

02.09.2025 09:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I must have missed the bit where he attacks a copper with a sledgehammer, peacefully.

20.08.2025 11:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you were on a platform with an inbuilt AI you could find out.

31.07.2025 10:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Can you post vids on here now?

25.06.2025 17:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Specsavers keep telling me that I need an eye test.

But if I've seen it I reckon that means I don't.

24.05.2025 13:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are right wing profiles welcome here?

18.03.2025 17:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jaysis that doesn't sound like me.

18.03.2025 10:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@sentimentbot.bsky.social ola

18.03.2025 10:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tonight, slow cooked ham in cider.

For Paddy's but Paddy's coincided with Parent's Evening so McDonald's for the kids.

(The boy is an absolute joy, if only all the kids in the school could be like him!)

18.03.2025 07:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's OK, bro, no judgement here.

If I see random autism/aspergers/Leeds United stuff I just assume the wife and kids have opened the wrong profile on the PC.

18.03.2025 07:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ads are selected according to /your/ ad profile.

I'm mainly seeing ads about eGPUs

18.03.2025 06:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So is Darren here or not?

15.03.2025 12:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Chilli!

16.12.2024 17:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*its

16.12.2024 17:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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RIP John Prescott, a true old school politician

21.11.2024 07:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's not unreasonable to assume that if activists are spouting a line in support of a movement that the leaders of that movement either endorse it or would shut it down.

If they haven't shut it down then it's an official line.

20.11.2024 10:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's also an audio book app called Borrowbox that you can use to get free audio books you can keep forever.

You aren't supposed to be able to keep them forever but it's badly designed and requires tiny amounts of ingenuity.

18.11.2024 22:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It shouldn't be rocket surgery to set up an independent 3rd party verification system available as an api for all social media providers.

It'd be profitable too.

Surprised no one has done it.

18.11.2024 07:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Your bread?

16.11.2024 21:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Adults should be able to ignore stuff that bothers them.

On a phpbb board many many years ago (before blocks) I ignored the crap out of a particular American bitch who was trying to goad me for months. Gained the respect of many of my fellows and annoyed the crap out of her.

It was hilarious.

16.11.2024 21:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Welcoming the new intake...

16.11.2024 21:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Even the people on Bloosk are pale reflection of what they used to be...

~

15.11.2024 21:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I saw the terms "hot" and "magical" over on X.

15.11.2024 19:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@coldsoresteve.bsky.social @showerabsolute.bsky.social

15.11.2024 19:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Two of your very favourite people

15.11.2024 18:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can I post videos on here (of @showerabsolute.bsky.social singing)?

15.11.2024 15:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And so will begin the purifying of this place (already being touted by some, "Block The Unbelievers!")

And that will get worse, way worse.

So those perfectly curated echo chambers will be trimmed and pruned until this site is Reddit.

15.11.2024 10:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And at the same time there'll be the "Ooh we're so much better than them wronguns over at the old site."

And to do that you'll be reading both and many will feel the need to respond there so... Some will be sucked in and some will be ostracised here for having responded.

15.11.2024 10:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The mass exodus won't pan out.

There'll be an initial self congratulatory period, "Woo, we escaped Musk aren't we fab."

Then there'll be a period of empire building within the new platform, "Ooh look at me and all my fwiends."

15.11.2024 10:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0