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It's great that banks have decided the best way to get new customers is to give out money to open an account. More companies should pay for my business

if i go anywhere in hawai'i and there's too many white people i immediately think "this must be a bad neighbourhood"

There is no more to say about this matter.

I really need to do this 😅 haven't done a digital reorganization in 6 years

A package that says 7D dried mangoes

I've never seen anything beyond a 5 dimensional mango

monty python and the sorcerer's stone

Two old payphones

No dial tones
Pāhoa, HI

A payphone

Working Payphone
Olympic Blvd
Los Angeles, CA

I most certainly have been haha. LA is close (relatively), cheap, and has a critical mass of concerts I want to attend, so here we are 😅

los angeles, u.s.a.

cons:
-freezing cold (6° c)
-billboards everywhere
-way too big
-public transit sucks
-everyone speeds and drives dangerously
-traffic
-terrible airport

pros:
-has chipotle

An overgrown payphone in the jungle

Jungle phone
No dial tone
Puna, HI

I'm out so early this year. Gotta be the worst on record

It is 9:45 PM Tuesday 9 December and I have been Whammed

A mirror selfie of me in an orange aloha shirt

Annual reminder that I'm cute

A photo of a sign. In the background is a small lagoon with model sailboats

What if... what if we kissed at the City & County of Honolulu Department of Parks & Recreation Designated Radio Controlled Model Boat Area? 😳

New release; first listen

Speedrunning a parade by walking the opposite direction down the street

oh my god

There should be a name for the liminal space between the blinds and the window

A rainbow over the ocean

Happy Sunday 🌞🌈

The ND again 😞

Guess what happened again

A message "find my address I dare you"

A reply of my address and me saying "that's actually so hot marry me"

Wife material

This is me on a good day

Jim E Brown crying

How your email finds me

Haven't posted in a while; here's a photo of the beach

I'd eat it

Everything's a fucking advertisement now

A RuneScape character wearing an amulet of glory in front of the heroes guild fountain

25,000 buckets of sand later and ol Frankie finally got an amulet of glory