Dunnah

What the fuck

The story of his name is literally that his mom couldn't decide between the two, so she wrote down both to decide later, and then just never did. Even his mom didn't give enough of a shit about him.

Markwayne might sound like the dumbest name ever to us but it might be the fourth best name in Oklahoma

Lmaoooo

I’m sorry but Markwayne is the dumbest first name ever

40/40 season incoming

If it weren’t for maybe two names on this list, I would interpret this skeet as a threat

Damn I didn’t think of that and I’d almost wanna see that shitshow lmao

Well apparently MLB thinks you can since Profar is getting punished worse 😬😬😬

Sale should cut up his jersey and hang his shredded jersey up in the dugout during every game. Players get to spit on it after every homer. Snitbear is dead — if cute vibes won’t do it for us, then maybe pure unadulterated spite will.

This team has started the season sluggish damn near every season under Snitker, and could play like a team on a mission, if they just were allowed to have a mission.

Something like “It’s inexcusable. He betrayed his teammates, the fans, and himself. If he ever puts on this uniform again it will be too soon. We’re going to win the World Series this year, and we won’t give him a ring, just so he can feel what he gave up.”

I haven’t read any of the player comments on Profar, and I know nobody does this anymore bc we’ve taken the emotion out of baseball in a lot of ways, but I can’t stop thinking about how much it could inspire a team for a long season if an Olson or Strider just absolutely buried him in the media.

Good morning dipshits and dingdongs

Today is a great day to hate Jurickson Profar

GOT HIS ASS

This dumb son of a taint took performance enhancers and didn’t even enhance his performance

Good thing I haven’t signed up for the Braves subscription yet hahaha

Yes

It’s March 3 and I’m already here

where’s Ryan Weber

News headline

Well I see this is going just about as fuckly as we could expect

Also possible!

Son of a bitch

40-75 season incoming

40 homers, 75 stolen girls

Once or twice a year the LA Times decides they need social media interactions and so they publish something specifically intended to trigger Braves fans

And for many places the train infrastructure seems to already be there. Probably could just build some train stations with parking and you’re good to go

Actually they’ll ride four wheelers and dirt bikes all day and those are probably the things you should be scared of. They’ll put their toddlers on these things before setting foot in a city bus

One thing that continually surprises me the longer I live in the rural South is just how scared people are of nearly every form of transportation that exists. Flying, driving on the interstate, driving in the city, a taxi, a subway train, a bus - all just terrifying to these folks

THERES EVEN A SUBSCRIPTION SERVICE THAT TELLS YOU HOW MANY SUBSCRIPTION SERVICES YOU HAVE

WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE WE EVEN DOING

“You haven’t seen ‘Slapdick’s Creek?’ Oh you gotta watch it. It’s so good. It starts slow but gets good at season three”

“Bitch no I do not. There is no longer any time for anything”