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Thier(oh)no Barry show rumbles on Absolute all-timer from Blues' striker

Watching Thierno Barry up front is like stumbling across a labrador playing Hamlet. Everyone’s willing him on for the first hour, but then it just gets awkward. open.substack.com/pub/mckeownn...

11.02.2026 09:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

they got game, G

08.01.2026 15:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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No one was saying "boourns" Everton's private ridiculous red card contest continues

Calling all True Everton Puritans open.substack.com/pub/mckeownn...

08.01.2026 11:22 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

I know matches. Could have been them. Their staff were straight out of central casting for Islington at the time, about 4 haircuts each and tiny hats

02.01.2026 20:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’d say 30 feet by 20 feet.

02.01.2026 20:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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02.01.2026 20:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No, adidas and that sort of stuff. Not grown up clothes. It did records as well I think.

02.01.2026 20:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I should have been a detective

02.01.2026 20:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Can anyone remember that shop in Islington, around Britannia way(ish) I think, that used to get good clobber in? It was a big room, floorboards, vague I know. Going back 20 years or so.

02.01.2026 20:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

‘Alexa, show me the paedo ice cream van playlist’

26.12.2025 18:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i think he seems a bit daunted playing next to Grealish but it's up to him to overcome it. The fanny.

19.12.2025 15:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He gets absolute pelters by some. He’s tainted by the Benitez stuff and some can’t get past that.

19.12.2025 10:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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Brilliant writer, and former Everton comms man, Ian Ross dies His stuff was about the reader, not honking on with self-importance

Bit on Ian Ross open.substack.com/pub/mckeownn...

18.12.2025 14:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a chum is after a spare for Chels if anyone knows of one ta. Everton end - he's a LOSER

13.12.2025 09:10 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Is Spotify wrapped designed to hammer home just how much of it is all behind you? Cos if so, kudos.

05.12.2025 23:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

we can all rest easy now!

24.11.2025 17:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

‘Let’s get it over with.’

24.11.2025 13:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

but did you have full sex yesterday?

24.11.2025 12:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Lee Dixon said what? He probably said nowt but let's froth anyway. Plus, new Everton mag!

Lee Dixon said what? All the hot blues action you need, including a return from some of the WSAG mag lot (who feature the boy @badwool9 in the first issue) open.substack.com/pub/mckeownn...

24.11.2025 10:13 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Looks like Greta Thunberg to me. My brother said I look like Philip Seymour Hoffman the other day. Oof!

01.10.2025 16:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Has Grealish passed it yet? Moyes reign of terror continues

Has Grealish passed it yet? Moyes' reign of terror continues
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30.09.2025 08:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Looking to speak to anyone who has invested in classic cars (ideally) or any other "passion asset" (wine, art etc) #prrequest #journorequest

22.09.2025 10:45 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Looking to speak to anyone who has invested in classic cars (ideally) or any other "passion asset" (wine, art etc) #prrequest #journorequest

22.09.2025 10:45 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Destruction
Toffees
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Mayhem

19.01.2025 14:20 👍 100 🔁 10 💬 2 📌 0
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So long, Hitman Ricky Hatton checks out while Everton and Villa draw a blank

So long, Hitman. Plus, Everton channel inner "search for Spock" open.substack.com/pub/mckeownn...

15.09.2025 09:56 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I got a 12 string squier jaguar (or the other one I forget) and it’s brilliant.

11.09.2025 11:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Strongly reccomend a Squier one. www.gear4music.com/Electric_Gui...

11.09.2025 10:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

All goes to Danny "church mouse" Murphy

03.09.2025 12:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Donate to Help the V11 footballers - some of the, have lost millions, organized by Neil Mckeown Let's have a whip-round for some footballers who got their kec… Neil Mckeown needs your support for Help the V11 footballers - some of the, have lost millions

Surely we aren't all going to let the V11 footballers suffer? Let's have a whip-round gofund.me/7e742b07

03.09.2025 12:24 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
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Baby steps for New Everton Fighting or football - your choice

"It’s only three games in but Everton seem to have players who expect to win and, as we saw on Saturday against Wolves, will have a scrap." open.substack.com/pub/mckeownn...

02.09.2025 10:29 👍 4 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0