seventy degrees, and feeling every bit of this warm energy from my sunny spot on the egg chair

we are so back 🥰🌞

Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

The Aurora Tree apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap26030...
The unusual Earth-sky collaboration was witnessed in March of 2017 in Iceland.

Ralph Wiggum chuckles in a cheerful, absent way “I’m in danger.”

The notes: “You should RP the scenes you assemble to work out any bugs in the writing’s flow and believability.”

Me: “Oh, that’s a great idea, actually.

The writing:
“I know you saw. Why do you think I’m still wearing it?“

Me discovering this banger

jokes on me, she countered with something equally specific and intuitive that made me feel like I left the house without a shirt on.

so anywho, now that I have coffee…

made the sweetest lady cry by accident because I mentioned something very specific and intuitive I picked up about her while we were talking 🥲

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

Joe’s speechwriter’s desktop has two folders: how to remind us he stuttered growing up, and how to bring up Beau.

Sometimes I feel like you can just observe some people’s demeanor and guess something random about their family dynamic 💀

kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.

I missed creating for the joy of it

the photographer pulls a cluster of artificial, white roses into view at the bottom of the frame as they walk toward tombstones in the distance

didn’t go empty-handed this time 💛

fam group chat response time:

- organizing a Sunday walk (5hrs)
- hypothesizing about WWIII (2 mins, active)

If you’re a Democrat in Congress who is considering supporting Trump’s illegal war in Iran, please consider self-immolation instead.

Who am I to stop handing out snacks as several, adult men beat the shit out of each other? Is this not the circus?

Have a nice day :)

First 60 degree day of the year has people feeling a little too bold. Stay safe out there

ADHD and expensive interests means you could spend $100 on seeds to grow in your garden and $100 on intricate, 1000 piece puzzles in the same week

The long 2010s are finally over

I would kill for some pho, a pork bun, and a tangy soda 😭

One of the best parts of the SOTU. Classic.

choose your fighter: clearly visible boom mic vs. tacky, creamsicle suit

I want everyone to be as audacious as this person tbh

cherry on the top (beyond being out of scope for the ask)? the prominent links to their debut single on Apple Music, YouTube, and Spotify

I have nothing but respect for this person who responded to an RFP with a link to their work and it’s page after page of kaleidoscopic stoner art and the occasional, artistic, nude painting lmao

This guy gets it.

I love a sleeper build 😇 let them think you’re not built like an absolute tank

normalize shoulder checking weirdos when they go out of their way to invade your space

a poorly drawn cat sitting in a loaf position, connected by a cord to a wall outlet as if charging. above the cat, handwritten text reads: “zoomies are loading”

a cat sitting in a loaf position on beige carpet near a wall outlet. a white phone charger is plugged into the wall, and the cord curves across the floor toward the cat, creating the illusion that the cat is plugged in and charging

With good reason. Keep the pressure up. Fuck ICE, and FUCK these Middle Passage-ass concentration camps and all parties behind the sale and procurement of these warehouses and facilities.