you show your ass in one Wes Anderson film and suddenly it makes you an authority on Art
07.03.2026 22:42
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you show your ass in one Wes Anderson film and suddenly it makes you an authority on Art
Timothée chalamet hates the ballemet
celebrities will be like “there’s a smear campaign against me” and it’s just someone posting a video from 2012 of them saying a slur
it’s the stupidest dad joke from what I imagine is a mid-range brand of something food-related, but very unexpected thing to read the moment you open your eyes after doing breathing exercises
opened my eyes in yoga and the old guy next to me was wearing a t-shirt that said “spooning leads to forking, use condiments” and I had to channel some deep inner serenity to keep from laughing
I’m surprised he agreed to the trampoline park’s conditions given the high rate of injury that occurs at these places
a local journalist should do a deep dive on exactly how this happened and interview some of the queer customers who now feel rightly unwelcome and stress that these people donated MONEY to this business under false pretenses. i want the owners ritualistically publicly shamed
throw that retro rainbow chevron shit on a puffer and I can’t be stopped
ngl I love Marine Layer, specifically the men’s outerwear
I’ve been into blackberries with Greek yogurt lately, it’s like dessert for breakfast
*sees a woman clearly struggling with her health*
“Wow, sure makes me feel better about myself ☺️”
nobody cares that you’re 38 if you’re ugly on the inside
that’s cool you’re three years younger than Kelly Osborne but also shut the fuck up
I have no faith in the integrity of this ID
there has been definite shrinkflation in the quality of the Real ID’s that are being issued. I just got a new one with my name change and it is noticeably flimsier than the one I got in 2020
everything’s bad but here’s a small distraction in case you want one. This listing must have been written by AI because it describes this home as “well-maintained” and it’s clearly not
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"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school
Sheet music from the Thomas the tank show
The composer really went hard with this
Ms. Rachel and Jack Destruction should do a collab
it was a weird rule too because my parents were like “we…only want to swim with our grandkids, we have no interest in hanging out with anyone else here”
My parents’ old HOA had grandparent/grandkid swim hour from 3-4, and every day like clockwork, an old man in a Speedo would drive them all out at 4 on the dot, then stand on the pool deck with hands on his hips until everyone left
the dua lipa book club is doing more for the literary world than any of these ill-advised puff pieces have ever done
coronado motel, pueblo, colorado, 1980
coronado motel, pueblo, colorado, 1980
he’s nasty too
James Joyce’s wife sounds like a nasty ass bitch tbh
“Waylon” is the funniest thing you could name a baby
vivian's beauty shop, selby, south dakota, 1987
vivian's beauty shop, selby, south dakota, 1987
“Potemkin Craft Services” would be a good name for a ladies group chat
the detective in this true crime show just called a perpetrator “the boogerman”
she feels like a WotLK mage