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Tatum could’ve come back with a cool new haircut.
Edging to prove he’s actually in control
😂😂😂😂
If the Florida Bar investigated every one of Trump’s cronies they’d have zero time to rip fat lines off Mar a Lago’s toilets.
Man admitted to concealing a Dukecicle as he shuffled across Manhattan.
I’m patiently waiting for Lane Kiffin to announce he’s leaving LSU take the open the Ayatollah job.
That song was such an embarrassment, lyrically and audiologically (might be a word).
For sure no scrubs. It became part of the lexicon.
Condi Rice: "Metal tubes"
🎶Don't let me down...
Don't let me down...
Don't let me down...Hymietown 🎶
New York was so devastated about being called "Hymietown," that they laughed their asses off at this SNL sketch.
This has made me laugh for decades.
I know we shit on terrible people when they die, but this isn't that and 40 years is way too long to hold onto that grudge.
He doesn't mind bouncing checks with our money.
That's the galling part. To what end? To bring him down a notch?
I've heard my people drop our S-word too casually, too many times.
And Chicago basketball players IDOLIZE Zeke.
He was always outside and helping people. Damn shame how he acted in New York.
"Condoleezza Rice"
Our people were frequently aligned, but it's inane to weigh their respective contributions equally.
TBF, a closed fist is far more respectful than open hand slapping him.
This tweet told me good job on booking the colonoscopy.
And to check my calcium levels.
Our country is operated like a trust fund baby with no brains is in charge
It’s a question to be asked when someone hits 8 or 9 figures of wealth.
Vaccine hesitant = Economic anxiety
As far as coddling goes.
Idea: a line of shirts for the backs of the shirts are treated to repel specific states
@xavierdleau.com SMH
Maybe "louisianamichaelmyers" could open for you on the next down South tour.
The dual purpose benefit of being born a sinner, as excuse and victimhood is amazing.
You think the worst comes all at once, or slowly like it did for K-Mart?
Real chocolates, lotions, potions, and things to defend against zombie messiahs.
Go on...