Samantha Burns

INCREDIBLE

someone’s getting my bed ready lmao

Danielle Kurtzleben: Which brings me to my hot take: I have come around to thinking Breaking Bad was a failure. Walter White is supposed to be a monster but you made him read as cool enough that misguided people see him as admirable. An amoral show that ages phenomenally poorly.

In case the quoted post ever gets deleted or detached or something, I’m putting this here so i dont come back in the future like “why tf did I say this about death note”

oh see I was like lol imma claim this about death note

Which brings me to my hot take: I have come around to thinking Death Note was a failure.

Light Yagami is supposed to be a monster but you made him read as cool enough that misguided people see him as admirable.

An amoral show that ages phenomenally poorly.

Doesn’t he literally poison a child??? How much more direct does the point need to be that this man is a monster

And, the entire thing happened because he was too prideful to accept help from someone else. He refused to have someone take pity on him and help pay for his cancer treatments.

Like the entire show is about how incredibly flawed he is, and how it has ruined everyone’s lives around him

Walter white wanders around in granny panties and is constantly being owned by absolutely everyone around him (and so the show says many, many times that he has an inferiority complex and is delusional), if that reads as “cool” to someone, that’s a them problem, not a craftsmanship one

Yep. He bleeds to death alone, with his family long since having abandoned him.

He literally gets his only ostensible friend enslaved by neo Nazis

He’s literally shown attempting to rape his wife. Everyone in his personal life by the end of the show fucking hates him

?????? Dude’s like always having breakdowns, gets his own family killed, everyone else in his family abandons him, he dies alone, bleeding out but happy he took out even worse people

I’m not sure where you get the idea he’s NOT painted as a monster

No that’s a valid question because whenever I hear about him, my first thought is “was it ever confirmed that he was actually a cannibal”

lol yeah the pattern I use default does that, but I’d also probably add it in myself if it didn’t

My final words are just gonna be: Tell me. For whom do you fight? Hmph! How very glib. And do you believe in Eorzea? Eorzea's unity is forged of falsehoods. Its city-states are built on deceit. And its faith is an instrument of deception. It is naught but a cobweb of lies. To believe in Eorzea is

Did the film call the sixers suxors (get it? because they suck!) or did they decide that was really embarrassingly dumb and not do that, I barely remember the movie ngl

I NEARLY SAID “besides, it’s not even Orson Welles’ best performance. That would clearly be the outtakes from that one wine commercial”

Yeah, I can respect and recognize what Citizen Kane meant for cinema, especially what it did at the time.

And still go “I ain’t ever watching that shit again unless I’m forced to” lol

A crocheted lower half of a dolls body. With two metal wires sticking out the unfinished top, approx a little ways up above where a belly button would be

lol lower half of the doll’s body is complete

old person dying in 40 years being like “tickle me Elmo” for their last words and then everyone pondering what that could mean

The twist is so dumb. And the bird pissed me off.

I’m not trying to be controversial when I say this…

Citizen Kane

I fucking HATED having to watch it in college and then write an analysis on it

The novel is even worse from what I remember. Mainly because it’s nothing but disconnected rambling of references to tons of things.

Remember WarGames?

Well what if the main character had to recite all of Matthew Broderick’s lines word for word to solve a puzzle

(This actually happens)

Oh it’s just the most chauvinistic pathetic nostalgia slop novel possible lmao

It’s not well-written even remotely

Hell, I got two tattoos when I was a minor! (It was totally legal in my state)

And even if I regretted them (I don’t), it’s a silhouette of the magic kingdom castle with a mickey ear cut out at the bottom

And a treble clef

Never once considered getting a hate symbol!

If it helps, he doubled down on it today in the replies.

I fucking love the arguments where it’s like “didn’t you know you’d be killed for being gay in Palestine? That’s why I support Israel!”

as if Israel killing Palestinians en masse isn’t killing even more gay people than whoever would be executed for being gay

if I said he’s a Spaniard would that explain a lot lol

Anyways, I’ve already proven what I set out to do: that you’re not only not nearly as accurate as you seem to think you are and that you actively lie and try and deflect when it’s pointed out.

I am begging people to learn how to actually argue instead of constantly deflecting and changing their argument every time they’re confronted with evidence that they are wrong.

Granted, that would require someone to actually think before they post