Tsukumo Sana🪐holoEN_Alum

Tsukumo Llama

by the time im done with it, theyre gonna be calling it Italian Divorce Soup

i was born with a skeleton key for a nose and a skeleton for the rest

shit hard,
piss fast,
king of the world,
built to last

skate hard and fast, save the world

calliope mori shotgun master

eating chips #fuckedupfriday

you could be scare. i better be

wonder how i become? i am of grenade

if you make ai art then ayyyy, I will crush your home beneath me like an bug. you will perish and worst of all i will go "eww, gross"

how many more listens until the song with meaningful lyrics rewrites my brain chemistry like SSRIs.

i could beat jesus. he was a skinny guy. im a large woman. he wont come back this time

they cut me off after my 14th mistletoe purchase. apparently im hogging all the lady snogging

sad to hear canada is graduating, that's where my friend kronii lives

sad to hear canada is graduating, that's where my friend kronii lives

blood test came back with elevated levels of whimsy and silly which are apparently both carcinogens

it all started going downhill when restaurants started having phone apps

tshirt that says I Like Girls With BPD
Boobs
Pussy
Dick

i wish i was cool and Went Ham as much as I Burgled It.

hat that says Wishin' I Was Phishin'

256mb could hold a life time supply of PS2 game saves. Why does my notes app need 300

Please stop liking the ripoff Misa Amane she is literally powered by a nazi. The real Misa Amane is right there and is only powered by a fictional fascist

I Gave My Explicitly Irredeemably Evil Fascist Character Big Boobs And Now The Gooners Won't Stop Drawing Her Demure

unveiling my new gamer snack; Gamer Applesauce. filled with all the vitamins and minerals that gamers need like lead

gonna take a nice photo then title it Oil On Acryllic

totodile deserves to eat a big deli sandwich and say "them's the streets babey"

grapes are if fruits were soup

the chocotaco did more for americans than any republican

so they had to get rid of her

*purposefully burns dinner* see, I'm a girlfail i promise. please don't leave me i. *purposefully trips and hurts my knee* i swear i can be worse. I'm sorry I'm too put together for you. I can change *gets fired from another job*

think how loud the uma musume school cafeteria is