newdewey

i feel so dumb for all the years i didn't bother listening to Built to Spill (because i didnt really like the name of the band?)

stinkballs out the ying yang

i think the camera was the cool part

Anyone driving slower than me is a dumbass and anyone driving faster than me is an asshole

those Coke cans are sick

i'll never forgive Orwell for what he said about sports and porn

i haven't regretted deleting my account on any terrible platform - FB, Instagram, Twitter, etc. i definitely thought i would but within a day or two of getting rid of them never had the urge to go back.

definitely different when it's part of your job but it's more doable than most people think

45,000 Reddit karma, 1 million PC Points, 2024 Men's Open B Tennis champ - what else is really left for me?

thicc

you should use a different pic for the French tweets, you know just to keep it fresh

i would even say profitable, but just not in a way that benefits the incumbents and so they fight it tooth and nail. green energy feels like there's tons of money to be made, but big oil needs to squeeze every last, lazy drop out of the wells they own so we're stuck with fossil fuels

show & tell today at pre-school was the letter P. we went for puppet hoping every other little dunce brought a puzzle

tried some pecans for the crows this week, see if the feathery bastards take them

there's no medical term for toe jam

episode 062

i would just give it to him. cycle for Kirky

Always weird to see some 50 year old guy with a full head of hair. You are like a child to me. Grow up and start balding

as a Wyatt Russell doppelganger i a) know exactly what he looks like and b) knew there's no fucking way this was him

hope some = lots and lots (for your sake)(and mine)

is the mayo hiding under the lettuce?

we need a cure for stinkballs

night of the long knaves

every black eye i have had or seen on someone else has a story. sometimes that story is really sad (intimate partner violence), funny (me drunkenly stealing a license plate and getting punched) or weird (george w. bush and the pretzel choke). this should be all we're talking about (plus the drugs)

sick uniform. also, way to go Buck

truly shameful as a country:

Bobby Darin recorded a version of the song in 1960 in which Clementine is reimagined as a 299-pound woman. After she falls into the water, Darin suggests that Clementine could be mistaken for a whale. The song reached #12 in Canada.

were it not for the tail, i could swear this was a video of my 3 year old playing pop the bubble

that's a toupee right?

there are 3 different types of hair that grow in my ears:

1. downy short ones
2. thicker spiky ones
3. long thin ones

yanking out a #2 makes the most satisfying sound and feels so fucking good. were it not for their unsightliness, i almost wish i had more of them

it's just gonna be a Limón