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Tottenham supporter and Son Heung Min fan. COYS!

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In my basement:

07.03.2026 00:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry. I’m very much the opposite of cool. I couldn’t hold back!

07.03.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t think the fulfillment is lowkey at all. I think it’s pretty key and possibly even highkey.

07.03.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck yeah I miss it!

07.03.2026 00:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My wife’s brother and his wife did for our kids when they were little and we’re doing it now for their kids. It’s the best!

07.03.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Both are excellent opportunities for shower drinking!

07.03.2026 00:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Always been a fan of drinking beers in the shower while getting ready for an evening out.

06.03.2026 23:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I used to drink many, too many, of these (many years and about 120 pounds/55kgs ago).

06.03.2026 23:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The Championship is on Paramount+ in the U.S.

06.03.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tottenham until they kill me.

06.03.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Does he tell little mikey when he’s going to climax? Or is it just the most awful surprise ever, every single time?

06.03.2026 23:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also, if you look older than about 35 nobody cards you. So is the implication that you need voter ID to vote, but they won’t bother checking if you β€œlook right”?

It’s all the most disingenuous, unserious shit.

06.03.2026 23:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The way he speaks so intelligently makes me wonder how trump university failed so miserably…

06.03.2026 23:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He really is an idiot.

06.03.2026 23:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That last line mateβ€¦πŸ€£

06.03.2026 23:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And TF’s inane unwillingness to play any of the youngsters.

06.03.2026 23:16 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 21:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Interesting times when I see thins and think, β€œYou know what? Nancy Mace is completely right here.”

That’s how fucked up all this is. It’s forcing me to agree with Nancy Mace on something.

06.03.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Feels like how an expensive consultant would tell you to say that, β€œThe problem with inflation is that we’re measuring inflation.”

06.03.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Feels like how an expensive consultant would tell you to say that, β€œThe problem with inflation is that we’re measuring inflation.”

06.03.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mutilation of children (which they are wildly mischaracterizing) in a very specific way. But hurting kids in other ways is super chill. Kidnapping them, kidnapping their parents, taking away medical care, increasing food insecurity, continuing to allow school shootings to occur…that’s all fine.

06.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Those are the same reasons why I’m amazing at coaching professional sports teams. All it takes is being nice and agreeing with everything the boss says.

06.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Poor Mike Johnson hasn’t even heard anything about it yet.

06.03.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He was interested, but he thought they meant Iraq.

06.03.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

God bless him, he gave it his all. He’s a good lad and I hope he’s with the club for many years to come.

06.03.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Agreed. His ability to develop talent is a complete fallacy.

Wasn’t paying close enough attention to things to know Byfield is banged up.

06.03.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And things like Micky pulling his head from his arse.

06.03.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s why I would like to see Byfield at CB instead of playing others out of position. He might bring some of the same energy and enthusiasm that Archie brings.

06.03.2026 18:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Would be nice to eventually get a new manager bounce…

06.03.2026 18:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s easy to support the side when times are good. I couldn’t, in good conscience, just stop being a supporter because things are tough.

If the worst should happen, I hope it wouldn’t take as long, but imagine how the true Sunderland fans are feeling this year.

I’m Lilywhite through & through.

06.03.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0