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@seanbaby.bsky.social reflects on a joyous six years of 1900hotdog! What better way to celebrate than an article about an extra in the movie The Internship, but it's also so much more, and it's FREE! 1900hotdog.com/2026/03/refl...
Remember the gold rule today: where there are puppets, there is crime. @brockway.bsky.social has found maybe the best example of that ever, so we made it FREE for public safety reasons. 1900hotdog.com/2026/03/punc...
@merrittk.com chronicles the careers of two masters of Zen filmmaking this week, Donald G. Jackson and Scott Shaw. It's an article with more rollerblading than you would expect. 1900hotdog.com/2026/03/punc...
You can also find a ragtag team of humans, machines, and cryptids on our YouTube channel! They're always there, but this week so are @seanbaby.bsky.social , @brockway.bsky.social, and @alexschmidty.bsky.social. youtu.be/zjDIfiYXM-8
@seanbaby.bsky.social , @brockway.bsky.social, @alexschmidty.bsky.social, The Six Million Dollar Man, and Bigfoot are all in the Dogg zZone today. on.soundcloud.com/tTC6Hz9G1Spo...
@seemoreevil.bsky.social found an oracle for mapping your destiny! It...seem a lot like chutes and ladders but we're assured that it's an oracle for mapping your destiny.
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@youknowlydia.bsky.social wrote about the episode of boy Ally McBeal where Franklin has sex with Bash’s Mom. It’s four episodes after the one where Franklin and Bash kiss. 1900hotdog.com/2026/03/fuck...
You too could look this good in a Jimmy Jiggles shirt probably! 1900hotdog.com/2026/02/hot-...
We all warned @katzatstudios.com that he made us look too hot in this months podcast roundup but that maniac wouldn’t listen! 1900hotdog.com/2026/03/podc...
Another artifact from a different world has drifted into @seanbaby.bsky.social's arms. It's Mary Beth's Bean Bag World, the 2026 edition! (Yes, she's got an exclusive with Tudd Goatshame and his frankly strange smelling collection of Disney Beanie Babies). 1900hotdog.com/2026/02/nerd...
@michaelswaim.bsky.social gives us a totally average-length history of penis enlargement. It’s FREE! 1900hotdog.com/2026/02/fuck...
@merrittk.com brings us Psycho-Cybernetics, the book written by a plastic surgeon named Maxwell Maltz who realized that his profession preyed on people's physical insecurities and decided that he was missing out on preying on their mental insecurities. 1900hotdog.com/2026/02/lear...
Would we invite @brockway.bsky.social's beloved spouse on our YouTube podcast if it were haunted or cursed, as everyone keeps saying? Maybe. Enjoy our normal podcast about a Danish child's hunt for Moby Dick that ends in sadness. youtu.be/YOLu5gmbZhY
@seanbaby.bsky.social, @brockway.bsky.social, and special guest, the secret member of 1900Hotdog, Meagan Brockway, are talking about Meagan's cursed media origin story. It's Danish and sad! on.soundcloud.com/tFHpTfKSB2uU...
@seemoreevil.bsky.social brings you your weekly dose of psychic anthrax, this time in the form of a quiz book! 1900hotdog.com/2026/02/upse...
If you've been waiting with bated breath to see how all of Mountain Monsters crazy open plotlines and cliffhangers might resolve, I've got good news for you!
@youknowlydia.bsky.social watched 40 episodes of a TikTok show again. This one is sort of Air Bud meets Ted Lasso with more Old Wang than you would expect. 1900hotdog.com/2026/02/punc...
Bigfeets is also on YouTube! It’s the exact same Bigfeets but with more faces. They’re good faces too! youtu.be/2WxZFbpITmw
It’s Bigfeets Monday! It’s Bigfeets Monday! After an exciting cliffhanger and a year long break between seasons Mountain Monsters finally returns. What will @brockway.bsky.social, @seanbaby.bsky.social, and @jasonkpargin.bsky.social have to say about that? on.soundcloud.com/NEwEvlW9Hjhf...
We've got a new item in the hotdog vault! The Micro-Rib Women's Tank Top for ladies, men with great shoulders and abs they want to show off, and everyone in-between. 1900hotdog.com/2026/02/hot-...
@seanbaby.bsky.social's article this week is going viral! Ha ha get it! It's a children's book about how measles is cool and good, actually, and it's VIRAL. HAHAHA. 1900hotdog.com/2026/02/lear...
@startthemachine.bsky.social found a 70-page instruction manual for the Oops! All Fatalities! Version of Mortal Kombat, Eternal Champions. Get ready to learn, nerds.
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How could you improve Batman? Make him a crossdressing genetically-engineered babe created by Nazi scientists for the purpose of world domination who wears a big floppy hat. Yeah, that would probably work. @merrittk.com has more info on Cybersix. 1900hotdog.com/2026/02/nerd...
Join Mr T. @merrittk.com, @seanbaby.bsky.social, and @brockway.bsky.social in their animated quest to save America on our YouTube channel! youtu.be/hwo29I-DYGM
This week in The Dogg zZone @merrittk.com, @brockway.bsky.social, and @seanbaby.bsky.social are going to save America. By tapping the golden wisdom of Mister T. on.soundcloud.com/pldXqPVn7yNQ...
Want to play a game? Cool, @seemoreevil.bsky.social found the future of tabletop gaming. You just have to read a quick, manic, 64 thousand word, single page long rulebook. We'll walk you through it. It's FREE! 1900hotdog.com/2026/02/nerd...
The woman who inspired The Love Boat wrote a book on how to find your soulmate, using every mystical method available. @youknowlydia.bsky.social read it and found out that her clavicle is untrustworthy :(. 1900hotdog.com/2026/02/fuck...
It's a super upsetting Teamworking Day! @seanbaby.bsky.social and @brockway.bsky.social are covering Gun Self-Defense For Ladies. Just look at this thumbnail. We promise it can't see you back. 1900hotdog.com/2026/02/team...
It's Hot Dog Appreciation Day! We appreciate you all equally, except for ShmeEV and his Hotdog tattoo, who we appreciate just a little bit more than the rest of you today. 1900hotdog.com/2026/02/hot-...
