Jess Wisecup

Feels extra cruel that the night I can’t sleep because of tooth pain is the same night tiktok went away so I can’t scroll 😭😭

Naturally, I get a cold when I’m not allowed to sneeze or cough due to tooth nonsense.

If everyone on tiktok could stop making me sob, that’d be great.

Is this thread how I find out I’m in the top 1% 💅

No one told me squid games (season 1) would give me such emotional damage wtf????

Was looking for taco sauce after I finished cooking dinner and I shouted “where is my sauce” and my husband yelled from across the house “WHERE IS YOUR SAUCE TONIGHT I HOPE IT IS A GENTLEMAN” so ya know glad I married him 😂😂

I haven’t been active on tiktok for a while, & by the time I was ready to come back, the ban had been voted on and it felt pointless.

I have been kind of avoiding thinking about it going away, but I can’t avoid it any longer. Tiktok changed my life, and I’m very sad about losing it.

Author work: clean up and respond to emails, open instagram to respond to the many messages my anxiety hasn’t let me look at for some reason.
New house work: finish clearing my side of garage

Remembering when a (now) bestselling author slid into my TikTok DMs after following me, asked for an editor rec, then unfollowed me. She did it again for a formatter. I had to laugh because like girl, I noticed!!! Anyway, she got picked up trad, and I gotta see her and her stupid book all the time.

Bahahah I think his little teef are the best part

😭😭😭 do you know how many people are gonna flash your grave???

I’ll do what I want when I want to EMILY

@emilyinthearchives.bsky.social loves when I share my doodles so here’s the doodle I did for the art shown in the prior post lmao

Someone go back in time and slap past Jess for agreeing to host not one but TWO thanksgiving celebrations back to back??? Just because I moved back to be near family doesn’t mean I needed to do this??? I’ll be cleaning my house for the rest of my life if yall need me

How’s the size bud

JILLIAN!!!!

Hahahaha horny!!!!

Jemlin killed it as usual

Book is feathers from the sky by me! Vampire enemies to lovers!!

I guess I should start off with a bang? I suppose? Meet Gwyn(‘s boobs and soft belly) and Roman(‘s underwang)

Anyway!! Art by the fabulous @jemlin_c

i really don't want another social evelyne BLEH

I need to get off the internet because I def didn't read the word "rock"

I'm...here. I guess. Fuck.