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Dalek Earnhardt Jr

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05.03.2026 19:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.

05.03.2026 19:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 4513 ๐Ÿ” 662 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 72 ๐Ÿ“Œ 36

Craig T Nelson as you've never seen him before; Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura.

05.03.2026 16:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ethan Coen's movies being huge messes is actually part of the appeal. Clearly, being an editing assistant on Sam Rami's Crimewave is his Rosebud. He is all in on getting his sled back, I wholeheartedly support him and his lesbian polycule.

04.03.2026 00:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
04.03.2026 00:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Alexa, play Stretch Out And Wait

28.02.2026 04:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@avclub.com you guys still doing the year in band names thing?

If so I hope you have an opening for this group, it wouldn't be a stretch to say the gap between this band and it's peers is vast. They run rings around their shitty competition.

28.02.2026 04:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I do take some small solace about American politics knowing the two main parties that have defined British government for (not looking it up) years have managed to spectacularly self-immolate in the timespan of a single MCU phase.

27.02.2026 19:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We also don't need parrot Nazi propaganda about either.

He wasn't stupid, his actions were entirely rooted in Marxist-Leninism, and the thing he was paranoid about was the capitalists reinvading Russia which is exactly what we wanted to do.

27.02.2026 16:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would settle for taking down the president over a petty grievance

24.02.2026 02:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My lawyer

20.02.2026 19:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A #1 Duke of New York

16.02.2026 01:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nothing can be enjoyed online now. Every piece of media and art has to be overrated, a secret masterpiece, problematic, or a part of a fandom hivemind.

13.02.2026 19:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have yet to see a single one of these articles that takes Shams at his word even consider the crazy possibility that he actually likes Milwaukee and isn't excited at the prospect of spending the next decade moving his four kids (so far) and elderly mother to new city after new city.

13.02.2026 18:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Anti-Muslim sentiments" is just bigotry, trying to split hairs here is a waste of time.

12.02.2026 20:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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12.02.2026 20:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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12.02.2026 20:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*yelling into a phone*

Hey, it's your cousin Marvin, Marvin Tune-Yards. You know that new sound you're looking for? Well, you've got to hear this!

12.02.2026 19:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Still tippin'

12.02.2026 02:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I wish she had been a recurring character. I wanted to know what happened to the Arby's.

11.02.2026 23:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh and everything about Yahoo!Screen

11.02.2026 23:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The only problem I had with the later seasons was the short seasons not giving the new cast enough room to establish themselves.

11.02.2026 23:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They laid the groundwork for the relationship storyline in season 3 so I think Harmon was on board but if season 4 had been a full 22-episode order they would've bailed mid-season.

I am an ardent defender of seasons 5 & 6. Worlds within worlds.

11.02.2026 23:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The gasleak, and episode reduction, also didn't help. I feel like under normal production circumstances they would've cut their losses on Troy & Britta much quicker and more gracefully.

11.02.2026 22:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One thing missing from the Epstein files we all thought would be there is the blackmail. The emails all seem to be

jeepstein@gmaildotcom
he y cn u do soem evil 4 me

larrysummer@harvard
Hell ya broski what's good?

11.02.2026 18:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character wearing a mask and cape ALT: a cartoon character wearing a mask and cape
11.02.2026 18:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Friends flirt forever and find out they have zero romantic chemistry once they actually hook up" is incredibly realistic if not exactly great tv

11.02.2026 18:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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What I would really like is for overfishing, pollution, invasive species, and climate change not to have destroyed commercial fishing for walleye and yellow fin perch in America but since that ship has sailed how about the WI choose-your-own-adventure old fashioned?

10.02.2026 22:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A fiery inferno engulfing a pot while Chicagoland dipshits gawk

A fiery inferno engulfing a pot while Chicagoland dipshits gawk

It's best that you can't see the results.

It's best that you can't see the results.

The preparation presents a spectacle that a $40 plate of barely seasoned boiled whitefish and potatoes can never match.

10.02.2026 21:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Wisconsin Fish Boil, the evil Bizarro cousin of the Louisiana fish boil (I hate this country/world).

10.02.2026 21:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0