Lemon Curry

I’m aghast at the lack of Greg Davies in your list.

Need a bit more attitude

Thank god, this was the version that was earworming me all day. Imagine if it had been the other version, that would have been so embarrassing.

Nicholas Bond Owen

Which version?

A pack of Chicken Parmo’s [sic] out of Iceland

This must be the ultimate blasphemy in the house of @andyparmo.co.uk

Running up That fucking Hill

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Just watched it, it was not bad at all.

Jesus wept

Your private part is named after the last movie or TV show you watched. What is yours?

Taskmaster

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Happy 60th year of hurt

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Happy New Year, you filthy animals x

Share a cartoon you will always love

Watching The Muppet Movie, which is a billion times beater than their Christmas Carol film.

Fuck it, a trillion times better.

Yeasss

Give him a punch in the cock as well. Merry Christmas Nina x

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Merry Christmas, BlueSky fam x

Hope you and Kinell have a wonderful Christmas, Jennifer Brennifer x

Kindness, don’t correct them, go along with it as much as you can. I watched my mum succumb to dementia a few years ago, there’s nothing that can really prepare you for it, but patience will be key.

Having a Costa. It is not as good as a Tim’s. #Review

Surely it should have been “food and drinks the where for Christmas” 🤔

Winter Wonderland really boils my urine.
Gone away is the bluebird
Here to stay is the new bird
Like that’s a thing. I know it rhymes, but it means fuck all.
And a snowman can’t perform a wedding, so that can fuck off too.
Dicks.

Funeral Home for Christmas

Yes, with a rusty bread knife.

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It gives out GB News vibes.

Thank you, my dear. I trust all is well with you, and send a reciprocal but bigger hug x

I’m in fine fettle, my dear friend. Which is surprising given this last year. x