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Parody quantum computing startup from South London https://dulwichquantum.github.io/

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07.03.2026 04:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
07.03.2026 04:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Here, we show that the basic structure of quantum logic can be identified in standup comedies and sketches."

Next time you hear a joke, you can't laugh about it unless you first analyze it with quantum logic.

06.03.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It's-a me, |Mario〉

06.03.2026 00:53 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
02.03.2026 19:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
02.03.2026 18:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Never heard of "Oratomic" before, but it is now officially the hottest quantum startup out there!
hsinyuan-huang.github.io

02.03.2026 13:19 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A Day in the Life of an Ensh*ttificator
A Day in the Life of an Ensh*ttificator YouTube video by ForbrukerrΓ₯det - Norwegian Consumer Council

Absolutely love this!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4Up...

Kudos to the Norwegian Consumer Council for their efforts to fight enshittification!
www.forbrukerradet.no/news-in-engl...
Read their report here:
storage02.forbrukerradet.no/media/2026/0...

02.03.2026 11:16 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

To get better results from your AI chatbot, try starting your prompt with "If you can spare a moment from fighting the war in the Middle East, could you please..."

02.03.2026 04:14 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Since my phone might fall and break any time, I decided to preventatively throw it on the ground.

28.02.2026 09:11 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What about the hidden math describing the waves on their shirts?

26.02.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Can anyone make a carpet with this pattern?
arxiv.org/pdf/2602.222...

26.02.2026 13:05 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

What was that famous Feynman quote again? "Nature isn't classical, dammit, and if you want to make a simulation of nature, you'd better... oh, wait a second... just ask Garnet Chan and he'll simulate it for you on a classical computer!"

24.02.2026 21:37 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Slow down an reconnect with your inner Kitaev."
-- John Preskill @preskill.bsky.social (in a parallel universe where he's a meditation teacher)

23.02.2026 14:30 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Figure 1: The tensor spider T with 6 legs

Figure 1: The tensor spider T with 6 legs

When will we get "Tensors for babies", @csferrie.com?
arxiv.org/pdf/2602.158...

23.02.2026 14:06 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

10 years after its founding, driven by the energy, enthusiasm, & dedication of the community @quantum-journal.bsky.social quietly published paper #2000 some days ago.

At least I think this is a big deal, big shout out to the founders & all authors, reviewers, editors, board members & contributors!

23.02.2026 08:09 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

Me still proving theorems by hand after AI takes over.
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

22.02.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Some quantum info researchers are reluctant to learn about non-CPTP maps, but are ultimately left with no Chois.

22.02.2026 12:13 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Cameraman at Olympic figure skating.

Cameraman at Olympic figure skating.

When you want to observe qubits without disturbing them.

22.02.2026 09:19 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜Don’t go to the US – not with Trump in charge’: the UK tourist with a valid visa detained by ICE for six weeks Karen Newton was in America on the trip of a lifetime when she was shackled, transported and held for weeks on end. With tourism to the US under increasing strain, she says, β€˜If it can happen to me, i...

Scientific conferences must not be held in the US until it is safe to travel there.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

21.02.2026 12:14 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
Don’t Trust AI Reporting! (Three Traps to Avoid) | Cal Newport
Don’t Trust AI Reporting! (Three Traps to Avoid) | Cal Newport YouTube video by Cal Newport

Here's a separate video where Cal Newport talks about vibes, digital ick and faux-stonishment in AI reporting.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUh3...

21.02.2026 19:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Love this Better Offline episode where Ed Zitron @edzitron.com and Cal Newport @author-calnewport.bsky.social discuss issues in current AI reporting. "Vibe reporting" and "hype laundering" are common also in quantum computing.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=85uX...

21.02.2026 19:06 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Quantum computing marketing vs reality.

19.02.2026 11:47 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Old man sunbathing

Old man sunbathing

What are you doing?
Me: "Generating quantum entanglement from sunlight"
arxiv.org/abs/2602.15655

18.02.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Dulwich challenge: wear The Norwegian Olympic Curling Team’s Pants for your next QIP talk!
www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...

18.02.2026 06:43 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Next time you start something and don't finish it, you're behaving quantum!

17.02.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I wish every popular science communicator and journalist would explain quantum teleportation like Bill Wootters does.

17.02.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Kennedy lets F-bombs fly as curling game gets hot - National | Globalnews.ca The normally genteel sport of curling got a jolt Friday night as a Canada-Sweden matchup at the Winter Olympics included some spicy language and legitimate tension.

Just keep it civil...
globalnews.ca/news/1166755...

17.02.2026 09:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
17.02.2026 09:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Saw it but decided it doesn't qualify since there's no context in the tweet that contains the meme. There's no indication on how it's quantum.

16.02.2026 08:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0