Professor Shyguy

Pretty sure but I don't have superpowers

Brain surgery fundraiser flier

What it feels like to throw away for in front of my dog

“Miss fought for me & won” on a billboard

I thought it said “Missy fought me & won”

When I hit “search this area” in google maps, it has NEVER shown me BLACKPINK

A brunette woman wearing a dark grey hood is taking a selfie in front of a promotional image of the musical artist Tech N9ne.

I was on a shoot at a facility owned by Tech N9ne and I was so stoked about it!

As intended!

🎶Attend the tail of Peeny Prod, the Semen Barber of Skeet Skeet 🎶

This is not a compliment.

The McRib is the chicken mcnugget of pork.

Wicked. More like Liquid. (I cried a bunch of times)

On our way to ColossalCon north! We haven't done this one before, so I'm excited, but a little nervous about how many people will show up for the @professorshyguy.bsky.social shows. Fingers crossed!!! #colossalcon

My guess. Tr*mp is gonna release the Epstein files super doctored without him in them, it’ll be mostly Democrats, and he’ll say “I was trying to protect the Democrats, that’s why I fought so hard to stop them”

“We need a prominent human in the Avatar movies, should we make him relatable?”

“No, make him a white guy with dreads that literally hisses at people”

Needed to make a little music with @professorshyguy.bsky.social

Flier for a show at Sk8bar this Thursday at 7

The show this Thursday is all ages!
And will rock hard, we’ll have our drummer jamming with us as well!

Playing Sk8bar in Kansas City in a week (Nov 6)
Old friend Crunkwitch is coming to Kansas City, let’s show him how rad it is here! You’ll be rewarded with sick jams.

Phase Distorter is also gonna jam.

@blytherenay.com and Jaylen will be performing with me so it’ll be Shyguy in full force!

I realized my mother wishes for me to fail at everything in hopes I come crawling back to her in need of help. She doesn't want the best for me, she wants to be a savior. She said I needed to move back in with her and she would feed me every day. That's not real love, that's bragging rights.

My mom in talking in the family group chat about how she foud my bible from when I was 16 and that she'll "send it when I'm ready". I'm good. I don't need a book about "loving everyone" from a lady who says the n word.

I'm not a person to her, I'm a challenge.

One of my favorite parts of the live action Tekken movie is how everyone is afraid of Yoshimitsu, but nobody mentions that he’s the only one allowed to bring a sword to a fist fight.

One Battle After Another was described as a screwball adventure. I mean kinda, lol, it’s VERY CURRENTLY RELEVANT which kind of takes a bit of the screw away from the ball.

It was awesome, though. Super stressful and Benicio Del Toro was 11/10.

I first saw Jackass 3D in a double feature with Paranormal Activity 2 before it.

A brunette woman wearing a light gray, sparkly jacket and a maroon skirt is dancing with one hand on a microphone while a drummer drums behind her. The drummer is cool as fuck and very good at his job, like ridiculously good. Trust me.

We had such an amazing @professorshyguy.bsky.social show on Friday. I really needed that. 💜💜💜

I haven’t been rehearsing at home because I thought the musical wasn’t going to happen.

A white tshirt with “I’m not afraid you can see my back hair through this shirt” written in sharpie

It’s spirit week for the musical I’m in. We’re doing “white lies” today.

Maybe the rapture DID happen and if being Christian was a prerequisite then nobody was worthy.

When you zoom way way way in on any sphere, it looks flat. Characteristic of flat earther’s very very narrow view and refusal to see the big picture.

Flier for a show tonight at 7 with Professor Shyguy, Jamwich, and Neon Signs at the Rino in Kansas City

We play tonight in Kansas City
3 groovy and/or dancey bands!

In the case im vague-ing about she also lied about “supporting me” all these years and buying my merch. As if I can’t see all my own merch sold that I make and send out myself.

Republicans be like “I haven’t talked to you in 20 years and hate gay people but I can’t believe you would unfriend me on Facebook because of that. You’re so hateful”