Want to maker sure Punch is ok on your own? Here’s how.
Ugh, all the gays think they’re into hockey now.
Whenever I hear the line about the three French hens in the carol I always picture them wearing fishnets and smoking Gauloises.
It’s clear my friends have started their Christmas drinking because the memes are flooding in and they are straight 🔥🔥🔥
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What I wouldn’t give to see Christina Ricci star in a Tudor England costume drama.
Overhearing an order from someone who has clearly never been to a coffee bar before:
“Hi, do you have green tea… Cappuccino? I’ll have a chai… latte… with a shot of espresso.”
Not me in the Space Needle gift shop wondering how often these souvenir Space Needles need to be, erm, removed from people in the ER.
Can we just fix the airports and work on planes crashing?
If only packing and unpacking burned more calories.
Today I’m channeling Judi Dench in Shakespeare in Love:
1. Show up
2. Do Queen shit for six and a half minutes
3. Win award
Depends on what series you’re watching. Schitt’s Creek? It gets better. Lost? It’s all downhill.
“Sir, I hope you’re good at filing insurance claims because you have flooded my basement.”
Lion dance at DFW for Cathay’s Pacific’d inaugural nonstop to Hong Kong.
Guy held up boarding finding someone to swap seats to sit next to his wife on a 17 minute flight. Some people are so delightful.
World class proofreading there, @hawaiianairlines.bsky.social
We used to have so many milk crates. They were so handy. Now it’s been years since I’ve seen one.
You sure do!
I love the word “overserved” because it allows me to disavow any accountability for my situation.
I didn’t *have* too much alcohol, I was *given* too much alcohol.
I won’t be satisfied until I see Rachel Brosnahan and Claire Foy star together in a sister caper.
Wow
*laughs, similarly, in travel writer*
Hello two hours in line at Customs
The guy selling coffee at Casablanca Airport speaks English but I’m rather tickled he looked at me and decided I spoke French.
I’m facing a 0515 departure in a few weeks and I’m beside myself…
Are legal obstacles to discriminating against transgender people really the biggest problem faced by Iowans right now?