Dylynn 🏳️‍⚧️

If there was two words I would describe this whole week as it’d be these exact two

Final dad update:

We just dropped him off at the airport but he said he had a great time here and he’s happy because before he worried about her a lot but now he doesn’t have to cause he sees she’s surrounded by people who love her and take care of her.

Still unsure if he knows I’m her girlfriend

I hope this gets picked I love her sm

Iran: check this shit out. I literally just drew a big picture of a soldier on the ground. The American AI spent $150 million trying to kill it.

The US: Claude, give me war plans big tiddies wins in war Montgomery and Rommel visible nipples mastermind plans child-like face

Real interaction that happened

Dad: hey look at this. (shows Facebook reel)

Girlfriend: that’s AI

Dad: oh how can you tell?

Girlfriend: it’s a video of snoop dog fighting a bear

Do whatever you can to live. You have to live.

Escape your hometown by any means necessary

We love healthy communication. This shit is peak

Do you think the blue man group ever explored each others bodies?

Follow up do you think they paint their dicks blue?

Wish i could tell you. That server is long dead I think.

I was cooking on discord 5 years ago

“Hey we’re trying to be woke. Is it cool if we use *trans slur*?”

But yeah, universal healthcare, UBI, and housing are too expensive

WOATed feeling getting misgendered by someone who never knew you pretransition

Dad update:

He’s bbqing for all the dolls 🥺

fans of the genre will find plenty to enjoy in "making out with girls"

Please read this and comment. Don’t let them destroy my home state and one of the most beautiful places in the country

We had the poly talk with him.

This was his legit reaction

"deschamps-braly" sounds like it should be a brand of fancy car from the 30s but instead it is the name of a notable skull pervert

100%

I’m doing the work of the archivist it deserves. I should have been a stenographer

Dad update:

“If you’re a deer I could walk up to you and pet you then a second later shoot you and kill you but then I couldn’t touch you cause it grosses me out”

Talking about doing home improvement:

Dad: “Yeah sometimes when I lick my finger then lick it again after I touch the caulk I hate the taste of it. The American brands are not good.”

Girlfriend: “oh you have tasted much caulking?”

Dad: “Oh yeah! I love the taste of silicon!”

Death to America. Rooting for the fall of the empire (changed my phone to metric measurements)

It makes me feel incredibly happy and proud that my cat comes over near me for comfort when he’s scared. 🥺

Just one more war bro. I promise I’ll fix the Middle East. Just one more war and it’ll fix the Middle East I promise just let me do one more war bro

For the past week, the play has just been picking up a pile of coins. One. At. A. Time.

Dad update:

Talking about drugs he was telling us about a time he did something called “window panes” on a bus trip in high school. Looking this up we learned is just LSD someone made using fluorescent light tubes

Upon being asked if we should have a new day between Saturday and Sunday and this man says with a a whole chest “I hate weekends. I hate holiday days.”

Man is not WOKE. Union hater.

Dad update:

“Hey are you guys affected by inflation?”

Everyone exchanges knowing glances