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Shitposting from the heart. ๐Ÿ’š I also do a ton of Star Trek fan art and even sell some of it. ๐Ÿ––๐Ÿป https://www.gettheorion.com/store

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They come in spiked and none, for the "less durable" species

07.03.2026 06:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ribbed for nobody's pleasure. Qapla!

07.03.2026 06:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm a firm believer you can find something to like in every episode of Star Trek if you just let yourself IDIC ๐Ÿ––

06.03.2026 23:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 42 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

lol im glad you like it. I was gonna wait and post it when it was completed but it's making me laugh thought Id share the giggle. ๐Ÿ˜„

07.03.2026 05:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's gorgeous. Love a practical set.

07.03.2026 05:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Late Night Sulu. ๐Ÿ––๐Ÿป

07.03.2026 05:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 75 ๐Ÿ” 12 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lol when you look at it and go, "I think i added too much..." ... and then you add a dash more. THAT'S how god intended spices to be used. ๐Ÿคฃ

07.03.2026 05:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Starfleet's main design criterion is number of deltas per square foot.

07.03.2026 05:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They come in 2 styles.

Shore Leave: To boldly go.

and

Away Mission: Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence.

07.03.2026 04:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Within my lifetime I've watched my government go from calling them "radicals" to "insurgents" to "extremists" to "terrorists" to "enemy combatants" to just Iranians.

He's touting murder.

The world needs to #SanctionTheUS

07.03.2026 03:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 28 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Depends on how you use it. ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜„

07.03.2026 03:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The net from the net launcher is next-fucking-level.

07.03.2026 02:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is one of my favorite in-jokes of any franchise.

07.03.2026 02:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yep. Pajamas. Underwear. The bottoms of your boots? Nets? What more could you want?

07.03.2026 02:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 25 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh 100% but I would absolutely tile a kitchen in that. ๐Ÿคฃ

07.03.2026 02:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I keep waiting for us to get a closeup look at programmable matter and I am dead certain they're millions of tiny deltas. lol

07.03.2026 02:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nobody, and I mean NOBODY brands like Starfleet.

07.03.2026 02:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 72 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

He only works in outer space.

07.03.2026 01:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 40 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Id watch this twice.

07.03.2026 01:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Might I offer you a little guitar jam in these trying times?

06.03.2026 17:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lol you eventually get one and on the tape it tells you your mission is to stop a data company from forming. the company is called "Yahoo." ๐Ÿ˜„

07.03.2026 01:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's a pager, tokens for a phone booth, cassettes, and a paper map that is completely fucking useless. ๐Ÿคฃ

07.03.2026 01:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lol it's all these references to countries and geo-political events that are woefully outdated. they're still using dial up internet and 5 inch floppies. lol

07.03.2026 01:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Turns out the mission has changed but your handler died and all the documents about you were destroyed. so, now, you've inadvertently become the hero because activated you are inadvertently taking out the new sleeper agents. ๐Ÿ˜„

07.03.2026 00:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Finds new recipe: immediately triples, or quadruples the garlic and spices. ๐Ÿคฃ

07.03.2026 00:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would watch the fuck out of this. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Your handler gave you the most inconvenient word imaginable, the cold war ended, but decades later, you heard it spoken, randomly, in the exact clumsy accent but its effect has lessened; only lasts for short intervals.

You wake up naked in a Costcos. ๐Ÿคฃ

07.03.2026 00:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

07.03.2026 00:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They're lovely.

06.03.2026 19:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lol I miss Bernie.

06.03.2026 18:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lol I like it, that's a good plan. ๐Ÿ˜„

06.03.2026 18:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0