An important academic update
Halal Truck Mr. Beast
Eldest boy has taken to sending me messages and emails sporadically that look normal but when opened are just Halal Truck Mr. Beast
I've chalked it up to the national narrative for the last 20 years being that tech workers are all genius prodigy godkings operating ten steps ahead of everyone else when they're actually mostly manchildren who believed themselves too good for a humanities class.
AT&T guy who inexplicably has a desk set up in the middle of the grocery store: HELLO SIR! Quick question! Who do you use for your phone service???
Me: SPECIAL FREDO TECHNIQUE!!! 100 CONSECUTIVE PUNCHES TO THE PEEENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!!!!!!
"could be dns"
Don't feel like being on camera for that meeting?
* Take an 'action shot' with photo booth
* run it through one of those 'video glitch your image' websites
* camera on and cover it
* set your image as the BG
"That's weird. You all look fine. But you can hear me ok? Cool, lets get to it then"
That's the thing! I routed around it! It just happened anyway! Baffling.
Yeah, like what if zelda was a girl?
Please take me out of Philip K Dick's draft folder man I don't wanna be in here anymore
What the fuck did they do with this Absolum update dawg this shit is borderline unplayable now. They're spawning in a dozen buffed, armored endgame enemies into regular early game biomes. I just got juggled for ten seconds straight with no chance for recovery. Is this a joke?
requiring a new piece of hardware for your new operating system in the midst of an unprecedented computing hardware shortage caused by the technology underpinning said new operating system is such a profoundly stupid no-win strategy it could only come from microsoft
Screenshot of a comment saying "I am from Israel and this is my favorite post!"
$1 cause that'll make me hungrier to grind and hustle harder 😈
gonna have macho man randy savage's delivery here in my head for a while
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier
sure the pedophile felon president just illegally bombed a country that may have nukes while federal forces under his command murder and harass people in america and immigrants are tortured and he moves forward with plans to build concentration camps and sorry idk where i was going fuck all of this
"For the love of Cthulhu" oh my god shut the fuck UP you fucking LOSER
"Operation Epic Fury" is the most grok ass reddit ass fuckin soy nerd name I've ever heard
Fuck off dude
Change the batteries in your carbon monoxide monitor
The war was over, dude. We nuked Japan to scare Russia. It was the overlap between WW2 and the Cold War.
I'm not gonna say it's not worth keeping in mind, for sure. Politicians should always be treated as tools for the public will above all else, and making faves or celebrities of them never works out well. They should remain highly suspect as a matter of course for the job.
It is always a bad idea for the US to show up with a loaded gun, this shouldn't be a controversial statement. We don't help, ever.
But think how much cleaner you'd get if it also used soap!
Bernie is not "the left" he's an establishment sheepdog and everyone on the left figured this out like eight years ago
She got her ass repeatedly beat by ICE for protesting afaik so I'm willing to extend her some credit
The other autistic people that show up to nod approvingly might be a kind of sex demon if he plays his cards right
Instagram user doe.xing commenting "I am from Israel and this is my favorite post!" I don't think she's actually from Israel, but rather mocking the dogshit quality of the OP she was commenting on, which was an evangelical Christian cosplay as some kind of demon clown and saying it's okay to be into Hazbin Hotel as long as you still loved god or something
This is the funniest reply I have seen in months
Larry Ellison getting financially ruined for being a moron would hit me like the adrenaline needle scene in Pulp Fiction
"I will diminish and go into the West" type shi
