Singers

Not blue, not interested. Fuck off with this one Yves

She wegovy on my manjauro til I ozempic

by the time you realize what you had with me i'll be boiling hotdogs for someone else

im so old and broken now i want to JUST DIE

what do you mean it's been almost 10 years since i saw call me by your name on opening weekend with every gay guy in brooklyn

Going to a hibachi birthday dinner next week and I can’t stop thinking about getting little fried shrimps flicked into my mouth

Wait a minute I don’t remember them being naked

Universal healthcare

Watching tv and apparently the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt has been demoted to doing Kohls commercials

Please come to my new fusion restaurant where we make pizza with a South Asian twist. It is called IndiaNapoli’s

Ok so it turns out that visceral reaction was actually bad streetmeat

Usher voice:

I’m gonna THROW UP on this BUS

I’m about to throw up on this bus

Started reading DepravedIindifference by Gary Indiana and not 40 pages in I’m having visceral reactions to how abhorrent and despicable all of these characters written

Good morning hustlers

Workers loading a neon "Damaged" sign onto the back of a truck

Walker Evans
West Eleventh Street, New York, 1928-30

I’ve never met an architect that was worth speaking to

Beets and carrots???? With kale? Parsley? Ginger???

What kind of juice should I get today

Bjork is always dressing like a Golgi apparatus

grimes deciding to be a musician:

Why wasn’t this reported by PooCrave

Me:

My toilet: ᴵ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵏ ᴵ’ᵐ ᵍᵒⁿⁿᵃ ᵈᶦᵉ ᶦⁿ ᵗʰᶦˢ HOUSE

What the fuck are fodmaps

Lmao

Club going UP! On a TUESDAY!!

Gay guys keep saying her name but I don’t know who she is or what she does, I assume she’s like one of those new drag queens that’s a woman that’s a man that’s a woman

Is Zara Larson a drag queen or something