Matthias The Ninth💀⚔️

Okay, think I'm gonna give this Dungeon Crawler Carl guy a try

The blood clot

Just found out I have to move in about two weeks. I’ll be moving to another unit in my same building, and slightly bigger, and of course more expensive. damn I do not have the energy required for this.

Adorably megalomaniacal

Sometimes I don’t even have the energy, full on collapse mode

Me for the last year

You get to a certain age, and you start looking for someone more than just an emergency contact. You look for an EXECUTOR.

Fuckers with BO on the train really need to get rekt

give 👏 knives 👏 to birds 👏

Fuck Tom Brady

MGS2 and FFVII are becoming more true to life

Tomorrow it will be 32 degrees. We will have liberation.

No album has summed up my life, and how I’ve felt for the past 25 years, as good as The Fragile. That album knows me.

good.

It’s about time we all started talking and acting like Sephiroth around here. Nothing else is working.

I’m so tired and burnt out. Have been for at least the last four years. Just complaining out loud here. Gotta express it somehow.

I just started Batman Beyond for the first time in life, and 5 minutes into the first ep it's already got an anticapitalist message. Hell yeah based Batman.

It's giving Ghorman

Autocorrect changed my email subject to "mystical days off" (I wanted "medical days off"). I ain't mad. I sent that shit.

Tom Clancy's grave has sprouted an erected protrusion today

Deep. Substrate. Foliated. Oil.

My cat when he wants treats:

Got my cat a stocking full of toys for Christmas. The one he liked most was the receipt.

Now watching: the tennis movie finally (challengers). May watch the ping pong movie tomorrow.

I'm glad that loan servicing office that's been trying to get ahold of me everyday, twice a day, for 11 months, took time off at Christmas. They work so hard.

It's a Mirror by Perfume Genius on Apple Music Song · 2025 · Duration 3:32

Good album

Autocorrect changed birthday to broth Day and I'm not mad

Anyone else ever experience a phantom shart? Where you’re so convinced that it felt like you just shafted but then…there’s nothing there?

Showed a friend an older meme video the other day. She asked if it was AI. I said it was pre-AI, carefully edited to sync. Then I realized that the old world is gone.

You read dark romantacy, I read old GameFAQ guides written in ASCII for fun. We are not the same.

*Not completely true, I like dark romantasy too.