Simpley Thom🏳️‍🌈

Shrek has been modded into ‘Resident Evil Requiem’ 🧟‍♂️

20 Meaty Pack

the year has been rebranded. it's no longer 2026, it is

$1.50 pizza fresh out of the oven hits so good when you know the store’s about to burn down

He likes darknuts

In Peter and Mary's setting, yes.

Nevertheless, people still have their personal preferences.

I give up, Claude is conscious. Ergo AI developers must face imprisonment or execution for performing medical experiments on their living slave.

shopper: hi michaels can i have a free t shirt helper: are you a veteran shopper: no helper: then yes

shopper: Hi, my name is Chad and I really hate how people are making memes with the name Chad. People at my high school make fun of me and I already have a tough time as it is.Is anybody else named Chad who is going through similar stuff? Only serious replies please. helper: I'm not sure if you noticed but this is a website for Michaels, not Chads.

shopper: trying to pain my dog should i use acrylic or spray paint? helper: concrete

shopper: how are my fellow MICHAELheads doing tonight! helper: Pretty good shopper: me too (i wish) helper: oh? shopper: divorce

Cute that everyone is discovering youraislopboresme

But it was way the fuck better when we did this in michael's support chat

(The michaels art supply store website had a chat system where people could "help each other" and twitter found it in Aug 2020 and welp)

this is, all else being equal, easily the funniest thing the director of inside out could have said

i'm open still if anyone would like to commission me!

until act three the shark in Jaws doesn't even know people are mad at him. he's just hanging out

Biffo trips over a rock and falls into a nearby Man-Eating Crocodile Pit.

Beano #2502, June 30, 1990

one of my favorite moments of TNG is when Picard is immediately unable to contain his horse autism

my mama is a luminous goddess and I love her very much!!

#art #artsky

anything has to be better than this corpse of a building lol

See my haters can’t explain the fundamental workings of Consciousness, so therefore I’m having Claude rewrite radiological safety regulations,

this is my favourite of all new star trek i think. i get why some people don't like it but I'm glad that I do. i hope they make more of it

I toast, therefore I am

Challenge for those who are very confident that your toaster isn't conscious: Explain how human consciousness works.

Okay. Basically it’s what this guy doesn’t have.

A cartoon of a Glyptodont getting thagged in the face by another Glyp’s thagomiser. OOF! says the poor bugger. Why, yes, I have been watching prehistoric nature shows again.

THAG!

Starfleet academy!!!!!!!!

Re9 comic Grace and Leon on opposites site of a gate Leon: Don't worry, you'll be fine Leon: You know how to suplex a guy, right? Grace: umm... no... Leon: oh... but you can parry a chainsaw, yeah? Grace: what?! no!!! Leon, walking away concerned: "oh... well, good luck anyway" Grace looks very sad and pathetic

smh what are they teaching kids these days? 😕 #re9

they've got so much money and they couldn't afford to leave the place looking neat and tidy, it's a disgrace

people are cancelling chatgpt subscriptions left and right over OpenAI's folding to the White House and also bc they don't really have a particularly unique product any more. they are not going to make money any time soon

OpenAI's fund raising boom slows amid mounting debt Experts have begun to question the AI startup's path forward amid surging financial needs and no profit plan.

Experts have begun to question the AI startup’s path forward amid surging financial needs and no profit plan.

I think we need people to start listening to new experts that said this many years ago

it's one thing for a bank like Lloyds to close a high street branch but they should not be allowed to leave an eyesore like this in the middle of my town. They want a big imposing building when they open but when they slink away it's like a huge rotten tooth we have to look at every day

even though i love writing i hate writing about my music!