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Reminder if you are not Buddhist do not say Black Lives Matter

07.03.2026 11:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

YES Joko Widodo was pinching a mercenary. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.

07.03.2026 11:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you say β€œSantorum” your lookism is showing THE END

07.03.2026 10:05 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

first degree murder as a concept is authoritarian, transmedicalist, and antiziganist.

07.03.2026 09:05 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Leading a country to war on false pretenses is amatonormativity but we're not ready for that conversation.

07.03.2026 08:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Podcaster women who date trekkie men expose them to podcaster culture and identity politics.

07.03.2026 08:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm begging for Jucheists to add an ounce of carcinization to their politics.

07.03.2026 08:05 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Yes, Pelotons exist to satisfy a maverique mindset.

07.03.2026 07:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

goblin mode as a concept is revisionist, Sinophobic, and panphobic.

07.03.2026 07:05 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I shouldn't be surprised that fascists have no idea how Major League ballparks work, since fascists don't work lol

07.03.2026 06:05 πŸ‘ 68 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Happy pride!

Here are some types of nonmonosexual people I love:

β˜† nonbinary bisexual people
β˜† Suecoromantic alloaro gay women
β˜† bisexual counter-revolutionary people
β˜† sapphic people who aren't out at work
β˜† Bosmer asexual bogans
β˜† demiracial lesbian trans Swifties

07.03.2026 05:05 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Family Guy is doomed, Digimon is doomed Maoist dreck, Bostonian cartoons are doomed, erotica is generally doomed, cancel culture is doomed. Masscult under anarcho-primitivism is inherently doomed. Sorry to spoil your 'fun'.

07.03.2026 04:05 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Retrospectively I can see that *Catcher in the Rye* and *Mario Kart* were both early expressions of a homegrown form of anti-blackness that was beginning to shape and color French life...

07.03.2026 03:05 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Evil Vito Spatafore can still happen if people want it bad enough

07.03.2026 02:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I'm not a real polyamorous person

But l'm the proxy-polyamorous person for these villains to yell at because they're too devoid of principle or integrity to yell at who they're really angry at

07.03.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yayo + misogynoir = Joe Rogan

07.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Most cadres in the Pacific Northwest are paleocon and brat

07.03.2026 00:05 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Posting is chauvinism but we're not ready for that conversation.

07.03.2026 00:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

quilters are antishippers. "quilter" is an oppressive class, like Slavic people or Suecoromantic people.

06.03.2026 23:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rich folks can and do enjoy becoming the Joker and they’re still rich because becoming the Joker isn’t inherently out of pocket

06.03.2026 23:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay I looked it up. β€œbappin” is a bigoted slur against illiterate folks.

06.03.2026 23:06 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Reminder if you are not autistic do not say cheeky Nando's

06.03.2026 22:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œTouch grass” has intense proxy pro-leftist vibes.

06.03.2026 22:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If you think we don't need to look at how militarism is used as an abusive dynamic that denies freedom of information and causes long lasting enshittification, you are the proverbial Protestant idiot πŸ’•

06.03.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Most guilds in Kazakhstan are transcendentalist and sick

06.03.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I shouldn't be surprised that hoteps have no idea how hair salons work, since hoteps don't work lol

06.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Retrospectively I can see that *Jurassic Park* and *Attack on Titan* were both early expressions of a homegrown form of white fragility that was beginning to shape and color Faerie life...

06.03.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

im ngl "paypig" is a word that reeks of subtle classism and we should probably expunge it from our vocabularies.

06.03.2026 21:05 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

I'm begging for Dengists to add an ounce of psychology to their politics.

06.03.2026 21:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think Christians should do landback. I think when they do it they're reinforcing Homestuck obsession.

06.03.2026 20:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0