Makes sense. He'd have to think to do the thinkable.
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Makes sense. He'd have to think to do the thinkable.
A dildoe?
Trump placing bets on things right before he does them should be considered a national security risk.
And then Trump goes and does it himself and worse.
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My rooyena OC lactates chocolate milk. It started as a gag, but stuck pretty fast.
At this point, it's self defense to speed up and run over an ICE agent if you see one on or near the street.
He's been circling the bowl for several flushes. Somebody needs to get the courage to pick up the toilet brush and break him up a bit.
And if you've had a really bad tooth infection, you know it wasn't at all quick or painless.
Was that the plot of Mechwarrior 3050?
Marshmallow peeps because Easter is coming.
I'm on that one and one for being surly to MAGA chuds.
Trump got bored with immigration so now he's thrown his old goons to the dogs to keep them busy while he checks war off his bucket list.
At least this is getting to a point where natural selection can start picking them out of the gene pool.
I added more ribs because the King of the Cosmos wants me to become a calcium-rich star.
The Boeing hasn't been hit by anything. That's just what they do.
Caw!
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.
A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."
A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."
A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
Liberrito or Liburrito?
NW Washington State and regular gas is about 4.60 a gallon in rural towns.
In the future, children will be loading up Call of Duty 30 to okay through a game based on World War 3. They'll be a NATO soldier fighting against the universally maligned Board of Peace forces.
But Russia is on the Board of Peace! /s
AI image generation offers—AT MOST—as much personal growth as browsing Google images. And maybe not even that. As a search can pull up something utterly unique and inimitable, in spite of your search parameters.
They're still just made of blood and bone and meat. We only decide to tolerate them in society until we don't.
You're a clown. But like the kind you'd get if you combined a juggalo with a sad Norman Rockwell clown.
I think glossy works good with the magical glow.
The US had spent a lot of time and money to develop a new toy that would change the world's power balance for the following century. It was a product demo with a window of opportunity that was just big enough to force justification through.
