Toolie

Bob

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

Amen to that!
How are you feeling? Back home now I hope!

Cheers, appreciate it

I’m on the ball today!! I’d not normally go for a hardback, but might be tempted for a signature. If you remember, let me know if you get lucky.

So you are :)
Is there a paperback version of Post-It Notes from Underground by Simon Crump available do you know?

Smmjfs likymmmths yeooo laammt

I think that’s why they wear gumshields

😊you know I’m an appreciative reader, now hush, give those fingers a rest for another day :)

Crickey Ken. You don’t do things by half do you. Seems churlish to comment on your excellent gentle writing, so I’ll just wish you all the very best for a full recovery x

Monaco is being colonised by cunts like this fucker

Fully expect Starmer to make Mandelson his new chief of staff.

A morning spent trying to plot a mountainbike ride that avoids the flooded and impassable bridleways is proving a challenge. Waterproof socks, where-art-thou.

6th February 2023
London Planes claw at the fog on Jesus Green.
Picture from my new book 'Cambridge - Light & Shade'. Available at www.cambridgebooks.co.uk/cambridge-li... and all bookshops.

Blokes and Hollyoaks is poetic genius

I’m sure you’ll be pudding on the ritz next weekend

A mere trifle in the grand scheme of things

Still time to buy a Meringue dress

You going to get changed after the starter or the main?

Freshened Up?

Oh yes, we’re meant to wait until the evening aren’t we… pushes cork back in

Scallops and the pan fried venison for me.
Happy birthday, have a great night and an even better bottle of Malbec

Ha, just checked and it’s the same here. If I wanted to watch the Spongepants movie however I’d better be quick, only two seats left.

Suppose it depends how things ended really. But yes, I’ve remained friends with some ex girlfriends, always platonic.

Outrageous!!

Get a library card

My attempt to mention £9.50 pints of Guinness in Soho was thwarted. Lager? no idea.

A Philip Schofield kiddy show from the 80’s?

Huzzzaaah