Bryant West

Wemby would have planted those trees.

ExCUSE me? 25 alone had me “never again”ing

They were one ping-pong ball from getting Flagg!

Greg. This happens every other year. Flagg literally said that last year.

Yeah, in the long list of prospects that were in the building but that the Kings whiffed on, Queta is pretty understandable given where they were all at two years ago.

This is me with a very specific region of eastern Washington

Editorial staff, I certainly don’t mean to diminish anything about what was clearly an awful time for Murray and family, but “had a cousin killed” cannot be the right way to phrase that for the headline

Google maps: turn right in 200 feet

Me: [turning right]

Google maps: now proceed straight for 2 miles

Me: [proceeds straight]

Google maps: now think about how you never lived up to your potential

Me: wait what

And Engage 2

It’s toilet snakes, suddenly getting teleported into a narrow cave, and then this

Let’s wait until they gut the Voting Rights Act more before we say this

if anyone is tempted to briefly hand it to John Roberts remember that he is about to finish his life’s work of destroying the Voting Rights Act and save yourself the trouble

Coulda stopped after word 2

Too prudent to want the best prospect in the draft class, though!

Domas out? Fine.
LaVine out? Ok.

But Cardwell? These tanking teams have gone too far!

I know nothing of college football but I dig this comparison at any point in time

Also Dittos are just failed Mew clones

If it keeps its mom’s skull when it evolves, how do new mom Marowaks pass down their own skulls to their offspring, and how do their own skulls fit both inside their own mother’s skulls and then be big enough when their offspring evolve?! Unless the original mother IS A KANGASKHAN

So is Cubone’s mother a Kangaskhan

Nah if they’re gonna charge that much it better be McDonalds soda. A McDonalds sprite is the only soda “worth the experience”

the frame from the valentines day special of homestar runner 'teen girl squad' where cheerleader says "stop talking to fruit! valentimes is serious times!"

to all who celebrate etc

I don’t know that I’ve ever seen anything in sports as stupid as the modern era of realignment

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

I need an NBA team to fire their coach right now

And just the second and far distant fourth best airports in the area

I live in Warriors territory so I feel I’m qualified to say theirs is the least enjoyable broadcast team I regularly hear

this should be the standard reaction to seeing Miles Bridges in public