Rich Crowder

The United Kingdom, our once Great Ally, maybe the Greatest of them all, is finally giving serious thought to sending two aircraft carriers to the Middle East. That's OK, Prime Minister Starmer, we don't need them any longer -- But we will remember. We don't need people that join Wars after we've already won! President DONALD J. TRUMP

History lesson.

Our once great ally didn't come to our aid until 1917.

Our once great ally didn't come to our aid again until 1941.

Simple. You’ve cracked it Mark. 👏🏻

Joe Hart is precisely 50% as interesting as he thinks he is. And I’m being very generous there. #NUFC #NEWMCI

I’m willing to give him time considering injury and lack of training but he’s been very poor. Feel like he’s been left out recently as a message to either sort fitness or attitude (or both).

Tim from The Office

“Where’s your famous atmosphere?” sing….er…Man City fans. 😆😆😆

Probably agree. Be surprised if Howe sanctions MAJOR surgery tho. He’s very conscious of the squad harmony, team spirit and loyal to his leaderships group. We need 4/5 first team ready players to give us depth (and improvements from last year’s intake 😆)

Outclassed and outplayed it has to be said. City can field two different elevens with barely any drop off in quality and spend hundreds of millions whenever needed. Superb on the ball from 30 mins onward. Disappointed we didn’t even lay a glove second half though. Hall MOTM. #NUFC #NEWMCI

This is the painful truth. And the rules stacked against us changing that anytime soon.

Pep is the man character in “The Guardiola Show” (in his head). #NUFC #NEWMCI

He’s just so frickin’ presidential. #statesman

Bit shit this…but predictably so. Seems almost inevitable that any new stadium will be corporate heavy and we’ll have front rows full of camera wielding Asian ‘ticket winners’. Modern football I suppose but fair play to the supporters trust for an attempted resistance. ✊🏻

Incredible pound for pound signing but imo his playing days are done (at this level) but I’d very much like him to move into the coaching team. He’s already been like an on-pitch coach a lot of the time since his signing.

Agree. I think they actively try to emulate ‘the Peston path’. (Another prick).

BBC political correspondent Chris Mason is an annoying little weasel of a man.

I really hope Diana Ross is still on penalties for the World Cup opening ceremony. What message to other legendary soul singers does it send if she’s dropped? She deserves a chance to rectify that last miss. #worldcup

A lot of people say AI isn't very good for the world and its outputs are routinely unreliable, but these haters fail to see how it's revolutionizing how we incinerate schoolchildren.

Hearing reports that Alan Shearer was throughly “cheered up” by the end of last night’s game. #NUFC

OSULLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

THAT IS SENSASTIONAL!!!!!!!!!!! 🤩

Wow! Brilliant display and thoroughly deserved 3 points, despite the efforts of a v poor referee. Brilliant attitudes all round and admirable work rate. We are SO Jekyll and Hyde man - I just can’t work us out. Joelinton pips Sandro for MOTM. Beast! #NUFC #NEWMUN

Im consoling myself with the fact that our approach play has been as good and progressive as it’s been in some time and Joelinton is in full beast mode. HTL! #NUFC #NEWMUN

Yeah. He just catches his right foot. You can see it flick out at the ankle. Either way, didn’t dive. Terrible decision.

Keeper did touch him though. Right foot.

Keeper touches Ramsay’s foot. Shocking decision. How can you not see that on a slomo video FFS? We have had little luck this season. #NUFC #NEWMUN

Are there any adverts on TV that Peter Crouch is NOT in?? Christ on a bike.

Just as well the podium is there as that goon is definitely getting a little chubby on downstairs as he speaks.

Surely we’re reaching a nadir in gamesmanship in the Premier League. I watch games and it feels
like players have to try to manipulate almost every single challenge into an infringement of some sort. It’s tedious at best and unwatchable at times.

“We’re not dealing with a Barack Obama here”. Go on Keir - send it!!

"A ROBOT MAY NOT HARM HUMANITY, OR, BY INACTION, ALLOW HUMANITY TO COME TO HARM!" I scream at my Roomba as I trip over it for the 50th goddam time