The Witch of Womer

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May all of these men who take delight as evil prevails live long enough to see their daughters become the kind of women they fear.

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A witch has placed the mandrake root inside a steaming teapot. It seems to relax and smile. “Gracious,” says the witch. “I can’t believe that worked.”

The depressed French mandrake gets a happy ending

Damn. Still informed better and I get all my news from the little gay people in my phone. Thank goodness.

Pickles picked out his Halloween costume today

I packaged 200 soap bars tonight to mail out to a customer.

Woooweee!

HAH

Thou shalt not listen to a damn thing that RFK Jr. says.

The Butthole Surfers Were 'The Hardest-Working Redneck Weirdo Band in Show Business' The rise and fall of The Butthole Surfers as told by band members, fans, and author Pat Blashill in his book Someday All The Adults Will Die!

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Between RFK decimating the CDC, normalizing Ashli Babbitt & the umpteenth school shooting... I'm losing the will to post.

#ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files

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I need that headline like I need an aspirin and a nap. S O O N.

The veterinarian in Iran is being so adorably gentle with this grouchy cat.

He’s saying, “will you give me permission to listen to your heart?”

And then he jokingly curses the stethoscope after the cat rejects it.

Jeff Daniels speaks out..

He's everything that's wrong.

We’re supposed to elect the best of us, not the worst of us.

On the feast day of Mary Magdalene, an extraordinarily expressive depiction in wood by the great Donatello, 1455.

Colbert comes out swinging. Gonna be a fun 10 months...

📌It's absolutely incredible that our media is STILL giving a guy who has done nothing but lie his entire miserable life any benefit of the doubt, or bare minimum, point out in their shoddy reporting that he has done nothing but lie his entire miserable life.
This isn't journalism, it's sponsorship.

Everyone should go ahead and spit on his name.

A curious Arctic Fox pup checks out a nature photographer

Are you a moron? Trump is a pedo. Welcome to the conversation.

Really? Because I’d second guess who I was in an instant if a fascist pedo popped up in the white house in a heartbeat. You would too.

Hot girl summer is out, Edgar Allan Poe summer is in (asking a friend to wall me up in a quiet corner of their basement with a bottle of wine)

Rest in peace to the one and only, Prince of Darkness, Ozzy Ozborne. 🤘 🖤😭

The only accurate framing