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A painting of a bird beside the text "I'm looking forward to the part where you fuck off"

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

Maybe the dogs bark if they knock too loud?

I love the story this picture tells.

The scene depicts an avian creature crouching astride a man, talons pinning him in-place on the snow ladened ground. Surrounded by the corpses of birds. A rifle can be seen on the floor in the forground. A narrative digital piece as part of the comicbook Parliament of Rooks.

A Murder

The perfect meme doesn't exs...

It’s cool that this generation gets to find out the answer to “what would you have done when we started interning the Japanese?” and “what would you have done when we invaded Vietnam?” and “what would you have done in Watergate?” all at the same time.

I don’t have a uvula.

When transparency was all the rage

‘Daylight saving time’ is also sometimes called ‘daylight saving,’ ‘daylight savings,’ ‘daylight savings time,’ or ‘daylight time.’

So, listen to your heart.

To avoid all the confusion of the daylight savings changeover, we should simply arrange it so the sun sets at 9pm every day and work backward from that to what time the rest of the day is

Meme of a field with the text “touching grass is not enough I need horrible things to happen to powerful people”

I recently learned that in British slang you can say something or someone "is jokes" if funny. She's jokes, innit. Absolutely horrifying stuff.

the dumbest form of politics is yelling at voters after you lose. if you lose it is *always* your fault. every confounding factor in the universe is your job to overcome. if you take a position that is unpopular and don't adjust to learning that, you are bad at running for office.

A painting of a bird beside the text "thankfully some mediocre fuckin' man is here to tell us all how to live"

the price of oil surging means you can burn your shein clothes, extract the oil, and make more money than you paid

RIP to Jesse Jackson. His funeral is today. I wanted to share this clip from his appearance on Sesame Street in 1971. His important words ring just as true today as they did back then.

Have you ever wondered what Saturn looks like from above? On October 10, 2013 Cassini had the chance to fly over Saturn and take in this stunning view of the planet nestled within its rings, highlighting its mysterious hexagon and colorful cloud layers. This composite is made of images that were taken by the Cassini spacecraft's camera system, the Imaging Science Subsystem (ISS) on October 10, 2013 and received on Earth October 11, 2013. The camera was pointing toward Saturn at approximately 900,000 miles (1,450,000 kilometers) away, and the images were taken using red, green, and blue filters. Credit: NASA / JPL / SSI / Val Klavans about.me/valerieklavans

Flying over Saturn - From Val Klavans (valklavans.bsky.social) - https://flic.kr/p/Ng1pvm

Will there be an intermission?

When I was a kid I had no idea that poison worked outside of battle and got so confused when my game seemed to glitch every few steps

pokemon are always doing shit like "Drowzee used Crazy Floor! Drowzee started getting funky" and it won't tell you what that means. top competitive strategies will revolve around getting funky.

I'd like to say to these people, and this comes from a genuine place of a lesson I myself had to learn:

It is all right to have these sorts of thoughts. But they're inside thoughts.

This is Henry. He knows that if he turns right at the stop sign it means a shorter walk. Not today. 13/10 (TT: alaynasimone)

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

Considering forcing all my systems to stop auto-correcting -- into — just so people know it’s me who is typing.

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

Life moves so fast. Take a breath and slow things down, like a group of people walking five abreast at the airport.

ChatGPT made me delusional YouTube video by Eddy Burback

I watched this three days ago and it hits closer to home every day. youtu.be/VRjgNgJms3Q?...