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Just trying my best. Dyspraxic/Asthmatic. Aspiring writer. Long-suffering Ferrari, Dundee United, Colts, Everton, Pacers and Scotland fan. Halloumi enthusiast. He/him. Swear a whole lot. No DMs please because I cannae see them right now. #movinginsilence

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AUS THOUGHTS before going back to sleep,

FERRARI ARE SO BACK, fantastic race from Charles, we have a fantastic car strong start for the season. We have a strong competitive base. Its going to be Merc v Ferrari, clear top 2.

08.03.2026 05:55 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Cold Takes #7: Mercedes isn't a foregone conclusion. Don't think the win was ever quite on, but the strats didn't help. Ferrari's in play, and Max and Hadjar look SOLID.

Lindblad driver of the weekend for me, excellent from Friday, Bortoleto showing Audi has good speed too. #F1

08.03.2026 05:54 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
Bingo Card with Free Space and Aston Martin double DNF crossed off

Bingo Card with Free Space and Aston Martin double DNF crossed off

Bingo Card update after week one

08.03.2026 05:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Very enjoyable wasn't it?

08.03.2026 05:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Charles absolutely dogwalked Russell for 15 laps, the long run pace was close until the last few, and we looked *very* quick in the corners. Got screwed over on the VSC pitlane closure, but, happens. I'm very happy.

There's a fight on for us here.

08.03.2026 05:38 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

WELL. could we have won that with less conservative strategy? maybe. but we also had zero long run data. and george was fucking rattled at the beginning there.

we are so much closer than it seemed and it’s a long season. the car looks GREAT πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

08.03.2026 05:34 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Tsolov 2027 VCARB stocks

08.03.2026 05:35 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

watching lindblad score points on debut and watching Lawson not score points is making me tap this sign again

08.03.2026 05:21 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Bit harsh on Charles that, he seems lovely

08.03.2026 05:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

F1 TV you sound fucking dumb after watching Charles dog walk George those first few laps and then being like "the title fight is between the Merc drivers"

08.03.2026 05:34 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bryan: Mode slow, cool down the car. Big LICO please. Cool down the car please, P3. And thank you, good race Charles, yeah?

Charles: Yeah, only if not for pit stop. Those cars that pit had a big advantage. But yeah, had fun.

Bryan: The start was something special.

#CLRadio

08.03.2026 05:29 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Standard. They've gotta do it for the clout. They took a shout on the first, fully expecting the potential of another and the potential of a one-stopper. Got the second, but got screwed on the pitlane being closed. Happens.

08.03.2026 05:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think we can take it to them. Absolutely can do.

08.03.2026 05:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Solid race. Charles and Lewis both look dead even on race pace.

The Ferrari can win in a knife fight and out-duel the Mercs. Not being able to pit under the 2nd VSC is the difference.

..... that and expanding connecting rods.

08.03.2026 05:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Got screwed on the second. It was called after they'd passed the pitlane, by the time they got round again, they'd closed the pitlane

08.03.2026 05:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

P3-P4. Good start. Not even mad, we took the gamble on the first VSC and got screwed on the second.

Happens. Still a good result and the race pace was strong.

We go.

08.03.2026 05:29 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well done Charles!!

08.03.2026 05:27 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
08.03.2026 05:20 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We'd have stopped on the second VSC if the pitlane wasn't closed. Don't fool yourselves that it is a "Ferrari are clowns" situation

08.03.2026 05:22 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sadly not. Gotta complete 95%

08.03.2026 05:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My main take away from this race is that George could not stay ahead of Charles with an illegal engine that's going to be taken away soon. Just bad luck with the VSCs really.

08.03.2026 05:12 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Inside the final 15 laps and the gaps between the top four remain largely the same. It's all about whether the Mercedes tyres hold on the later into the race we go #F1 #AusGP

08.03.2026 05:08 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Verstappen having to pit again

08.03.2026 05:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bearman has to be faultless with his driving to avoid a race ban. Well done to him and Lindblad. #AusGP

08.03.2026 05:03 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay we need the Merc tyres to start falling off big time

Great defending Ollie!

08.03.2026 05:02 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Stroll makes it 33 laps before retiring

08.03.2026 04:59 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Aston Martin retires Alonso's car "to conserve components" #F1 #AusGP

08.03.2026 04:57 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

Get out the way Colapinto

08.03.2026 04:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Antonelli told Mercedes he thought a one-stop attempt would be "brave". Norris had a few more laps on his hard tyres but didn't consider it #F1 #AusGP

08.03.2026 04:55 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

VSC Over. Our luck?

08.03.2026 04:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0