Illuminati Ganga

Rockets & Penises in the Persian Gulf | George Carlin | Jammin' In New York (1992) YouTube video by Official George Carlin

thank god we've evolved so much since then
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drawing of unicycle.

Welcome to Clown Motel, here's your #unicycle

#clowns #equipment #standardissue

Scifi hero wearing futuristic outfit with large logo of Illuminati Ganga on it, red color, is speaking into a large green microphone on some communication console, he is saying "I'm placing the entire universe under martial law"

People don't comply and I might have to send in the Space Marines!
#space #scifi #comic #martiallaw #dystopia #America #now

Ry Cooder No Banker Left Behind YouTube video by biamaku

Ok, I can sort of understand why #Trump wants to change the national #anthem, and it definitely has a lot of relevance to modern #America, but I'm not sure if they have totally figured out all the implications here

#bankers #leftbehind #nowPlaying #music

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and then I shout!
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#chatgpt #Dave #2001ASpaceOdyssey #movies #quotes #updated

Elmwood Haven Issue #1 A comedy/horror comic book

🎄🎄🎄Christmas Evening Update🎄🎄🎄

It’s official!!!

Elmwood Haven is fully funded!!!

So excited for the creative duo over at GrimmMallow Studio as they’ve hit their goal on Christmas Day!!🎅🏻⛄️

Kickstarter Link:
www.kickstarter.com/projects/elm...

#IndieComics #Kickstarter #HorrorComics #SupportIndie

Picture of Nakatomi Plaza, breaking news, ICE Detainee Escapes Nakatomi Plaza.

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so I had a dream that John McClane had a run in with ICE.
#ice #dreams #medium #writing #diehard

kids jump off each other's shoulders, run away the wig flying off in the wind. Swindled Republican is overwhelmed by how cruel and untrustworthy this dark and evil world is.

And that's how those sneaky tricky brats didn't get raped and trafficked as was their duty under the Republican controlled U.S Government!!
#unpatriotic #notgood #badkids #republicans #familyvalues #theyvalueyourkids #thosekidswouldsellforaprettypennyontheopenmarket #valuable #kids

Kids dressed up have sinister plan!!

they climb up on each other's shoulders and the top one wears a cute blond wig!!

Polite gentleman of Republican top-hat wearing persuasion says "hey do you do a lot of cardio cause those breasts have been running through my dreams all night" What could be more innocent I ask you!?!

Some light assault is the next step in the Republican Alpha Males seduction manual! But what is happening to the well made disguise!?

How Evil Democrat Children Seduced An Innocent Republican Politician!

#comics #republicans #takenadvantageof #poorpedophiles #ashonestasthedayisperpendicular

IG Surplus 2 We recently had some success cleaning out old ideas that were not of use to us anymore but might be helpful for someone else with an…

surplus fiction ideas from Illuminati Ganga - spice up your text!!
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"These evil murdering bastards whom are my esteemed friends are not to be trifled with, if you were to meet them unescorted I guarantee they would strike fear in your heart "
#writing #quotes #cursed #evil

Poetry In Transition — In Clear Moonlight based on Delmira Agustini — IG AGENT 103

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"...Where their superiors in perversion and deviance have passed
That by the dim moonlight of thrusting dominance
Have seized roughly and taken and destroyed and laughed Like Madmen laugh,
Like Madmen, laughing, and kissing their image"
#poetry #translation #augustini

Trump buried up to neck in shit, as man is diggiing around his neck, text reads Latrines should be dug 6-8" deep, 4-6" wide, and several feed long.

things to keep in mind during these trying times
#latrine #canyoudigit #trump

Drat-Man: preached about our heavenly father by a radioactive Mormon, our hero can now only use non-offensive swear words and bores evil doers into dozing off.
#superheroes #ideas

City Raccoons Are Evolving to Look More Like Pets City-dwelling raccoons seem to be evolving a shorter snout—a telltale feature of our pets and other domesticated animals

you may be in luck
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A GIRL WENT FORTH There was a girl went out each day

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"A city of particolored trailing malls

skirted her ranging thighs

but with the whirl of her turning look

nightfall spangled gypsy neon on to everything"

#poetry

Just think how much Trump could have improved the world if only he had raped half as many children.

Shut up Santa, you're in the Army now!

fellow digging hole out in the countryside on a lovely morning where nobody will even notice a gun going off.

I hate my boss Illuminati Ganga, I tell him there's a problem with the accounting on the slush fund and he takes me out here to dig a big hole on the weekend for "team building" and he just stands over there not helping and checking his gun periodically.
#dig #canyoudigit #younotme #youbeforeme

old lady shooing black cats out the door with broom.

I prefer to give my helpers #caturday off while I do witchy research alone without their constant attacks on my feet.
#cats #blackcats #witch

Slow-Dancing Zombies Are Super-Hot People who have never even studied Necrophilology, much less got it on at midnight in a graveyard while the Apocalypse is doing its stuff…

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Re-Watching The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988)!

You think prescription drugs are expensive now, just wait until they harness the power of Voodoo! Zombie Powder, zombie cream, zombie pills, zombie suppositories, Gummies, patches, you name it! The zombie cure will cure all & we'll pay the price too!

Felt like it cinema.
Some movies I've been re-watching.
#Movie
#FilmSky
#Cinema
#Filmposters
#Movieposter
#Noir

And replaces them with someone just as bad and continues the awful things they were doing because the awful things were the point, this is transferwashing of public outrage, and everyone dances about how they got the bad person fired and this is progress!

So
Capitol rioter pardoned by Trump given life sentence for molesting two children

becomes
Capitol rioter pardoned by Trump.
and
Trump given life sentence for molesting two children.

questionable plausibility though, obviously Trump has molested many children, but will probably never be punished.

Huh, this is a new game, find sentences in which you can split the sentence into two sentences at the word Trump where both sound plausible.

sucking ass is definitely one of the kinks I could never get behind.

of course, giving a speech in a church. Jesse Jackson having died.
then I think of a dictum of Ursula K. LeGuin in one of her critical essays, heroes never say I told you so.