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Currently running naked down your street. Also, I don't live in Brunswick. Writer, bookseller and bozo. Living on Dja Dja Wurrung country

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Evelyn Araluen wins $125,000 for ‘politically uncompromising’ poetry at Victorian premier’s literary awards Poet’s second collection The Rot won the Victorian prize for literature and the Indigenous writing category * Get our weekend culture and lifestyle email Evelyn Araluen has won both the $100,000 Victorian prize for literature and the $25,000 Indigenous writing category at this year’s Victorian premier’s literary awards, for her second poetry collection The Rot. Selected from almost 700 books entered for the prize, The Rot won the two awards on Thursday night, having also been shortlisted in the poetry category. The Goorie and Koori poet won the 2022 Stella prize, and was shortlisted for three premier’s literary prizes, for her debut collection Dropbear. Sign up for the fun stuff with our rundown of must-reads, pop culture and tips for the weekend, every Saturday morning Continue reading...

Evelyn Araluen wins $125,000 for ‘politically uncompromising’ poetry at Victorian premier’s literary awards

25.02.2026 09:04 👍 32 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 1

After all that and there’s not one bare buttock in Wuthering Heights (2026)

23.02.2026 02:00 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
AFR website headline: This exec wakes up at 4.15 every morning to ‘do better’
Felix Sekulla, a NAB executive for proprietary home loans and a 2025 BOSS Young Executive, lives half a day before most of us wake up.

AFR website headline: This exec wakes up at 4.15 every morning to ‘do better’ Felix Sekulla, a NAB executive for proprietary home loans and a 2025 BOSS Young Executive, lives half a day before most of us wake up.

Clearly a skill issue, i get up around 7 and do just fine

23.02.2026 02:22 👍 47 🔁 7 💬 13 📌 1

Lantana is famously not set in Melbourne. And it's not funny, or full of punks from the Tote. But where in this trilogy viewing would you place Lantana?

20.02.2026 10:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cumquat: nature's Warhead lolly

20.02.2026 06:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ideal triple feature for someone who has just moved to Australia from like, Canada. In the following order:
1. Dogs in Space
2. Crackerjack
3. The Castle

This will guarantee the viewer optimal tonal viewing journey

20.02.2026 06:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We needed to normalise wearing name tags in the office

05.02.2026 09:46 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Big year for horse girls starting week after next!

05.02.2026 10:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Just been made aware of Haiti's winter Olympics get-up.

That skirt looks warm, has good pockets, and has a massive horse on it. DING DING DING.

05.02.2026 08:44 👍 1608 🔁 322 💬 32 📌 42
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It's February, so here's a lil catch up. Fringe World Perth was a good time. Adelaide Fringe and Melbourne Comedy Festival next, and some other appearances too!

https://lucybest.com/2026/02/04/its-february/

04.02.2026 06:11 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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NEW SHOW - ADELAIDE FRINGE 2026:

Where do you see yourself in five years' time? I hate that question, but it's a good question.

An existential monologue about feeling stuck, performed entirely in a hot tub.

FEB 20 - MAR 8
ARTHUR ARTBAR

photo by Kate Cameron

adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/on...

05.12.2025 23:23 👍 4 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Every day I go to work, talk about Mamdani's hot wife's hair cut, bring up pictures of her on google, point out how chic both her hair and she is, do my work, and go home.

05.02.2026 01:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ohh oh no!!

31.01.2026 06:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Brilliant! Thank you!

30.01.2026 08:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I think of this tweet often

30.01.2026 02:39 👍 24 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

Hey someone the other day at work said there's a new social media site like tiktok and insta, but was created by a Palestinian Australian. I wanna join it. Anyone know it?

30.01.2026 03:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Lickin my chops like my cat licks her chops after she has just licked the inside of her own butthole

28.01.2026 10:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

God gives his toughest battles (the summertime) to his bravest soldiers (bras)

28.01.2026 10:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“We’ve invented a magic computer. It uses all of the earth’s resources, we’ve spent trillions on it and it’s the sole growth area of the US economy.”

“What does it do?”

“We were hoping you could tell us.”

22.01.2026 07:36 👍 2129 🔁 834 💬 55 📌 29

The important thing is that, instead of tightening gun restrictions after the Bondi massacre, we made it illegal to talk about genocide.

22.01.2026 08:58 👍 37 🔁 22 💬 0 📌 0

Oh! Okay Playboy just published an article about this very subreddit and how awesome it is!

22.01.2026 08:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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From the bald community on Reddit: Best decision ever Explore this post and more from the bald community

The post in question that inspired this www.reddit.com/r/bald/s/Rki...

22.01.2026 07:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Also, all the support that these men give each other! It's so nice! Just lifting each other up, telling each other when to wait and when it's time and just being so nice! Love that wholesome spot of the internet!

22.01.2026 07:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One of my favourite reddit pages is r/bald because of the glow ups! It's filled with poor dweeby men who have terrible thinning hair and then they shave it off its like when a girl takes off her glasses in a 90s high school film. Instantly hot

22.01.2026 07:52 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
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20.01.2026 04:57 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

When people post before and afters of their apartment renovation and the photos aren't from the exact same angle is MADDENING! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU! ILLEGAL INTERNET BEHAVIOUR!

19.01.2026 05:31 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Today’s comic in @australia.theguardian.com

It’s only mid January and we’ve had destructive cyclones, deadly heatwaves, bushfires followed by flash floods and the cherry on top, a coal approval!

19.01.2026 02:08 👍 264 🔁 141 💬 4 📌 10

My neighbours are always talking at their dog like she's an idiot. Justice for Lulu!!

19.01.2026 05:11 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0