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The bitcoin logo and the letters HODL tattooed on a comically-muscled right wing influencer bro.

Does our golf-addicted doctor-averse President use sunscreen?

And the reaping/sowing cycle groans once again to life. This future sucks.

Arrived, the Terra Wars have.

Somebody shake that last remaining marble back into place.

The fact that he’s Matt Gaetz’s brother-in-law…

The “I don’t even want to be here anymore” guy from I Think You Should Leave.

By 2028:

The thrill of sending Keith Schiller across a nightclub to crack the jaw of somebody who looked crossways at him — he just craves this stuff. The darker the better.

They’ll find their Tora Bora, like they always do.

Ideally you don’t want your top military personnel using the word “wicked”.

The American proletariat will be thankful for their meals of organs and ferments.

There definitely would’ve been a Columbo episode involving Pokémon Go.

Stopping for a second to work out whether it’s plausible that the old man that took power in ‘72 is still the same man in that job today is why we tried to teach their kids critical thinking.

The Scotts have arisen.

Holding a little device up next to my mouth like I’m nibbling a cracker, no thanks.

Never head out without your walking sausages.

It’s like after the automobile was invented and the buggy whip became a fashion item instead. Yessir, the buggy whip became bigger than ever, we all wear one nowadays.

Clockwork Orange-ass bullshit.

Omg he wore Carhartt? Must be nice, Rockefeller.

Somebody worked out that what Elon spent to buy the election in 2024 would amount to about $25 for a person making $100k a year. He bought the country for the cost of a mid-quality pizza.

MLB is basically a cop bar, but I can’t quit it.

Have two!

Instant ramen and Kraft mac and cheese. Not together.

Although…

The Blu-ray vs HD-DVD forum wars but make it rancid.

It’s the same situation as his belief that asylum seekers are the result of other countries emptying their “insane asylums” into America. Untold misery and harm based on one moron’s misunderstanding of the world.

Trying to imagine the response in the media if Comey chose to live 2000 miles from FBI HQ and spent all of his time jetting to elite international tourist events and wherever his honey trap girlfriend was singing the national anthem that weekend.

Finally, FINALLY, the visuals have a scent.

MAGA feeds on the misery of others. It’s their primary driving force.

It truly sucks. I’m glad I rebuilt my gaming pc a few years ago when the GPUs returned to MSRP after the worst of the mining craze. But I guess that will have to hold me for another 4 or 5 years now. Not a fan!

True. It really seems like Roberts’ one and only condition on letting Trump run roughshod over the country was “don’t fuck with the money”. But he just can’t help himself.

As in all matters foreign and domestic, they thirst for blood. It’s not ideal, quite frankly!