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Kyle Dodson

@kyledodsonfunny

Comedian, Writer, Facial Hair Connoisseur, Batman aficionado, Social Media Manager, and Oxford comma supporter. https://linktr.ee/KyleDodsonFunny

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Leaving these out for Santa

13.12.2025 20:06 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy "Going for a Walk with your Cousin" Day!

27.11.2025 23:11 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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"They dropped a house on my sister, so yeah, I'm beginning to think I'm back." - John Wicked

24.11.2025 01:02 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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"No I'm hearing this for the first time. A house, really? Which witch? The Wicked witch?"

21.11.2025 16:54 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Kim Davis when the Supreme Court upholds gay marriage

10.11.2025 23:01 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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"We've ahh made the uhh difficult decision to forego sexual intercourse tonight and have instead elected to drive home drunk. While that decision may have harsher long term repercussions, we really see no other way forward."

10.11.2025 14:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Democrats remind me of this guy in college who decided to not have sex (totally fine) but over a myriad of other options, he chose to drive home drunk.

10.11.2025 14:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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07.11.2025 18:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I hate sports Halloween. What do you mean you're Jordan Hudson's sonogram from the 2000 Patriots season?

31.10.2025 21:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

nobody:

robotic voice in a RUSH song: "░S░U░B░D░I░V░I░S░I░O░N░S░"

24.10.2025 05:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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oh no they gave Stretch Armstrong fuck boi tattoo!!

23.10.2025 21:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's like saying PIN Number or ATM Machine, or BTK Killer

13.10.2025 23:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

📺 YouTube
✅ Channel Setup
✅ Strategy
✅ Audit
✅ Optimization

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10.10.2025 16:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

📱 Social Media
✅ Account Setup
✅ Audit
✅ Strategy
✅ General Info/Guidance

🌐 Website Design
✅ Squarespace
✅ Wix
✅ Rebuilds/ Edits

🎥 Video Editing
✅ Reels
✅ Trailers
✅ Social Videos

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10.10.2025 16:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hey friends, looking for some extra freelance work for the end of the year.

Willing to work within your budget. Can provide my portfolio.

DM me if you need any of the following:

🎨 Graphic Design
✅ Show Posters
✅ Logos
✅ Twitch/YouTube Overlays
✅ Pitch Decks

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10.10.2025 16:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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My wife said "beheading?! you'd better be heading out the door!"

03.10.2025 13:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

me to a founding father: "look, I'll explain what this weird device is in a second, just tell me if you hear 'yanny' or 'laurel.'"

01.09.2025 02:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

call me fortunato because of how bricked up I am

28.08.2025 12:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Superman deleted scene

11.07.2025 03:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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remembering Kilson from The Dark Knight

10.07.2025 23:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Darth Vader. Willy Wonka. The Grinch.

Childhoods I never needed to see on screen.

06.07.2025 03:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a controversial opinion, but one I stand by

05.07.2025 01:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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me cleaning out a closet

25.06.2025 20:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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wait, he's Gigli?!? I always thought she was Gigli!

21.06.2025 03:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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made this to send in a group chat and honestly it's funnier without the context

20.06.2025 20:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Trump "there are too many days off"

Buddy when you die I'm taking the entire week off

20.06.2025 14:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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18.06.2025 02:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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the mountain climber on the price is right when you guess too high for the price of a blender

09.06.2025 02:48 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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here me out, @sephora should have a rack of these bad boys for the significant others to read in their store

27.05.2025 13:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

hate to be this guy, but the plural is "Missions: Impossible"

25.05.2025 18:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0