brandy ♡

The Department of Ed has a form to snitch on DEI policies in schools.

I’d be a shame if we broke it with thousands of responses… enddei.ed.gov

i think it's time for me to cancel my amazon prime🧍🏼‍♀️

4'10"🧍🏼‍♀️

A cropped screenshot of the Flashes app in the App Store

Congratulations to @flashes.blue for their official launch on the App Store 🎉🎉🎉

It’s an instagram alternative built on the AT protocol 🙌 all the visual scrolling with none of the Meta algorithm

Saw the cutest toddler eating pizza with her mom and felt the deep, primal ache of a woman who wants refined carbs of her very own.

Hey @JDVance, and @elonmusk, and @realDonaldTrump it looks like the Auschwitz Memorial wants to educate you.

STOP LYING TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.

starting to wedding plan and i am OVERWHELMED

i personally love to chug water first thing in the morning 🤤

New York bridge with graffiti

Spotted in New York. #3E

they're forming an army

why haven't they sold the blue crew neck online WHY

"Taylor Swift ruins football" good. I hope she ruins everything you love, everything you hold dear. If you are a man I hope you never find joy in anything ever again.

yes!! i hate the heat. once it gets above 60, i'm constantly bitchy 😅

taking the rest of the week off work to play stardew 🥳🥳

🔥🔥🔥

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

You have never felt relief like a homeless hermit crab the moment they’re safe inside a new shell

Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.

bagels are simply a vessel for consuming ungodly amounts of cream cheese

i wish i liked more breakfast foods 😔

but the texture is wonderful 🫣

it's a texture thing 🫣

is this a safe space??

i bite string cheese rather than pulling it apart and eating it🧍🏼‍♀️

taylor swift in a red short sparkly dress on the grammys red carpet

hang it in the louve

✨ happy monday ✨

like i'll play a good 40-50 hours worth of a save and be like nah not good enough let's restart