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β€œI don’t have time” = my doctors gave me a year to live

07.03.2026 18:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And Nixon people (especially Ailes and Stone) are big parts of this mess now!

07.03.2026 18:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for making this connection. It’s maddening how much this regime is like an aggressively stupid version of Bush II, and wouldn’t be possible if those people hadn’t gotten away with it.

07.03.2026 17:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

In the end I think she was probably screwed no matter what she did. But either way, saying she told us so doesn’t do anything for anyone; the question the party might ask itself is β€œWhen we knew how bad things might get, why didn’t we get through to more people?”

07.03.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The EIC of Transphobia Aficionado loves the war, no surprise there

07.03.2026 15:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Page of forever stamps with a picture of Alex Trebek and a jeopardy style Answer reading β€œthis naturalized US citizen hosted the quiz show Jeopardy! For 37 seasons”

Page of forever stamps with a picture of Alex Trebek and a jeopardy style Answer reading β€œthis naturalized US citizen hosted the quiz show Jeopardy! For 37 seasons”

Spouse who is an immigration lawyer just got the world’s greatest USPS forever stamps for his mail

07.03.2026 02:47 πŸ‘ 1654 πŸ” 254 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 27

It’s also really weird rhetorically! She basically says, β€œI predicted Trump would be bad, but I didn’t predict we’d lose Jesse Jackson.” … He was in his 80s and in failing health. Surely there was a better way to say this.

07.03.2026 00:16 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Possums would have better reading comprehension than what you are displaying here.

07.03.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Democrats love chastising their voters when they lose. I guess it’s why we hear β€œthis is your fault because you didn’t vote against Trump” all day even when we did. Do Republicans ever, ever talk to their base this way?

06.03.2026 23:43 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

You can't understand so much media coverage of trans people (and of any youth political activism) without thisβ€”and it's based on absolutely nothing but vibes!

06.03.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Working class" has been a very vague term for a very long time, but we've hit a stage where it's a self-chosen label for any white man who is openly racist and/or has a beard and some muscles, which is inevitably going to lead people to some completely stupid conclusions.

06.03.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 443 πŸ” 59 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 19

BlueSky: the app where I learn so much about gender

06.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Worrying about everything is a fundamental part of parenting small children, and then you add onto that the hostility of the medical systemβ€”it's hard to get a doctor, then can be hard to get them to pay attentionβ€”and the lack of resources and safety net, and it's not hard to see why quacks thrive.

06.03.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 17:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you, my mind went to this immediately. Also "Cannonball Adderall" is terrific.

06.03.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Right. And of course only minorities/people on the left are asked to do this kind of thing.

06.03.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

From the people who brought you "pro-choice Democrats need to accept anti-abortion people in the party" and "trans Democrats need to accept anti-trans people into the party" comes "BIPOC Democrats need to accept guys who signed up to kill BIPOC into the party."

06.03.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a crowd of people and says there are dozens of us Alt: A gif from "Arrested Development." Tobias (David Cross), a bald man with glasses and a mustache, is wearing a suit and tie and speaking emphatically to a crowd. He's shouting "There are dozens of us. Dozens!" (In the show, he is raising awareness of being a "never nude," meaning he never fully removes his clothes.)

Maybe he's a nevernude?

06.03.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Remember when the Beltway Press was fascinated with signs of Biden’s health being in decline and outraged that the White House wasn’t telling the public what was going on?

Me neither.

06.03.2026 03:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

[Stares at notes silently for several minutes]

HACHI, and furthermore, MACHI!

05.03.2026 23:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My money is on scrofula.

05.03.2026 23:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If she's a Muppet, she's a very womanly Muppet
If she's a woman, that makes her a Muppet of a woman

05.03.2026 23:06 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Any time you wind up looking like this, you have overwhelmingly succeeded.

05.03.2026 21:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I encourage everyone to enjoy it to the utmost when bad things happen to bad people.

05.03.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

<Jeff Lynne "Evil Woman" voice> Markwayne Mullin

05.03.2026 19:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine for a moment what the tabloids and major media would be doing if major crimes were up 2% in Mamdani's first two months.

05.03.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine becoming an adult and never hearing about the concept of "one of the good ones." Or Thomas Jefferson, or the many, many bigoted people over the generations who had relationships with (or just USED the bodies of) people they were bigoted against.

05.03.2026 15:21 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Here’s the thing: unless Democrats commit to undoing and banning these kinds of practices, and punishing the people responsible, they’re just kicking the fascism can down the road.

04.03.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
04.03.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€˜Nothing should be available to anyone if I don’t personally approve of it; also liberals are oversensitive snowflakes.’

04.03.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0