Ted

Watching football @jonbois.bsky.social

Okay but Gardevoir ex has been unfaithful to his wife I know that

the bridge on the river kawaii (✿◠‿◠)

Proud to announce I overcame my fear of the Amelie poster

I need to get into his mind as he writes these descriptions

I'm absolutely obsessed with this guy on facebook marketplace from Gloucestershire

tfw you pull out of FP2 without finishing a lap

Hey not to be a snob but what in the world are these national anthems at the Stars game

Can't get enough

I got my HORN hirsh'd in DC and all I got was this FUCKING burgher!!!!

I just woke up from a dream where he transferred to Wisconsin and put up 25-6-11 in College Park

That being said if the Terps don't win tomorrow I'm going to lay down in traffic

Reminder to myself that I refuse to let 20 year old boys affect my day

Terrapins

i like the whole gondor/mordor thing. all cities should have an evil version right across the river, like DC and arlington

Sounds like you've still got 5/10 tbf

Calendar on a wall with "Gromit's Birthday" handwritten on Wednesday, the 12th; other days are marked with Xs.

Gromit from Wallace and Gromit holding a pencil and looking at a calendar marked with X's. A fruit bowl and clock are visible in the background.

happy birthday gromit 🐾

Is this anything

Bill Nighy the Science Gighy

I'm Still Here (but no one else is)

Definitely just accidentally cut off Ian MacKaye as he was trying to cross the street oopsies

2:30 p.m.: Why am I so tired?

4:40 a.m.: Assassin's Creed Syndicate Any% Speedrun

Pitchers and catchers in two weeks

We live we die we live again

Macbeth Premier League fans
🤝
Forest might be for real

lmao

Huge

Oh shit this is kinda earnest uhhhh this hotel towel smells like pretzels

I'm the happiest I've been in years. On to 2025.