The Watcher

gay

i’m a

cat

on an adventure

damn u
struck a nerve

omg me (lie)

🫂

that’s true ^~^

this place fucking sucks. it’s like shouting into a void where no one hears you but you’re also surrounded by unfunny 30 year olds

The Lone Swordmaster

Wish I had friends to actually run the new Criterion dungeon with in FFXIV instead of friends who always have One Thousand and One Excuses for why they cannot

if only there was a catchy american dad skit about him

u gotta eat ur a growing kitty

meow

L’autobus…

what are lav lavenders thoughts on this iconic line

benefit of the doubt

maybe they’re japanese

I hope you get better soon oomf 🫂

i am an actual academic but not a philosopher (too stupid)

me 2
sometimes i add instant coffee to my coffee and make doublecoffee

crikey…

i cringed so hard writing this that i bit my cheek ow

that’s how i feel when i see a double double coffee #canadian #canuck #yuppppp

^~^

I'm going to enjoy eviscerating each and every one of you, your families and friends. I'll save your tortured screams of agony so I can fall asleep and awake to them. You don't have any morality or humanity, and I've got no problem casting mine aside in the name of holy retribution.

thanks i do my best to look cuddly

who want me

the thigh highs are a mere vessel
the true best thing is the

people wearing them

i just demolished a whole little caesar’s pizza like the fat fuckin chud i am

i think he needs a snickers bar

yeah real

all i want to do is

be a stupif cat

but society say

be a stupif cat and also work